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CHARLIE KIRK was a SPACE SHIP!

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Your FORTUNE: Tendy’s Style Chinese A&W fortune cookie …

Charlie Kirk was a space ship!

Inside his cavernous titanium lined carbon composite skull lived a tiny traveler about 3 inches tall. Thumbelina’s biscuit sister, brother/dad/husband style Danish marriages, from such TRYSTS come the remains of existential horror, like French bulldogs or the tiny star traveler pimps that ride the stride of “Charlie Kirk” type craft. Say I’m ripping off Men in Black, and I say IDGAF.

Corporate types engineered his sleek bodice, setting forth a brain-case of cagey eyed fury. STAR CAPTAIN KRIS commanded “Charlie Kirk” for a while, and smiled when the day came he could head on home to PLANET X-RAY.

There were hooker-queens who controlled “Charlie Kirk”, and they drove his granite pipe memories into coeds they’d “meet”, COAST to COAST, on the great debating tours of old … sure … tell your wife you are joining an ad hoc reading group at UoM. She knows, but she pretends she doesn’t …

YOUR DANISH MOM’S DAD is your uncle-brother …

YOUR FATHER’S BROTHER’S DANISH COUSIN is your grand-sister-wife …

You eat snail cake with the prisoners of sector-21, and your motto of “LIVE FREE OR DIE” is all the rage with the cat jockeys and milf herders.

Tested and chosen swarthy men with dusky expressions and onyx nails chased the tiny people from one solar system to the next. These tiny people had no home until fetal-alcohol syndrome style Sydney Sweeneys began exuding Charlie Kirk or Sisson style flunk juice. They DRILLED AWAY into their crystal skulls and there they found the COOPER MADE AX OILS and the lost lusty affairs of their prostitute moms. In those empty meth head caverns of HILLBILLY EUGLOGIES they found peace.

Counterfeit monkey shaman covered the grounds and byways, leeching from stone chestnut-crabs and swollen ghoul mussels that are dredged from Florida Man style storm drains.

CANUS MINOR and the URSULA PRIME widows formed a CANKER UNION and launched missiles at Kalamazoo.

Trevor Thompson was infected with crabs by a Belgium in COMMUNIST CHINA.

Your AUNT REGINA is UP NEXT on STAGE at the Caveman’s Gentleman’s Club near 6th and Buncton AVE.

It is done.

It was fun.

Grab your gun.

Drive buffalo WEST.

Good guys: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23573

Kyle Bass: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23565

GFC 2.0: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23560

Twitch: https://www.tmz.com/2025/10/18/twitch-emiru-streamer-alleged-assault/

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KYLE BASS delivers some classified bullshit …

  1. the status and capacity of critical DOD supply chains is usually classified, which means if Kyle is telling the truth, he is likely revealing felony grade classified material
  2. the idea that 60% of the military’s HE capacity would be so vulnerable is believable
  3. remember the status report from 1997
  4. remember the missile gap from the 60’s
  5. this looks like a run of the mill trauma monkey
  6. nothing supports his claim but that he is Kyle Bass