“Fun fact: your childcare costs go down if you can trust your neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
STOLEN GASOLINE
A time machine …
“I think I built a time machine, I think I made things worse.” – Dr. Freckles
Social Security Bright Siding
“At this point? – debating whether Social Security remains solvent is bright siding … no matter your position.” – Dr. Freckles
Weed, Whiskey and the Devil …
“The Lord left you with weed, it takes the Devil to make whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles
WEED and STABBING (and babies in microwave ovens)
“If doing weed causes you to stab ANYONE? – you were ALWAYS going to stab someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Sober Life Virtue Signaling
“There is no GOOD KIND of virtue signaling.” – Dr. Freckles
Stinky crotch …
“Stinky crotch brings flies.” – Dr. Freckles
“MINT CONDITION” SHIT
“Mint condition shit is still shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Dumber than the 10/7 narrative …
“The only thing dumber than the 10/7 narrative is JAN-6.” – Dr. Freckles
Anarchism and genitals …
“If the government kicks you in the genitals enough? – you might end up at anarchism, even if you can’t read.” – Dr. Freckles
Of Milei, Talk and the USD …
“Talk is cheap, and as worthless as the $USD soon will be.” – Dr. Freckles
Bill of Rights …
“We no longer have a ‘Bill of Rights’, if we ever did. All we have now is the bill, and we all gotta pay.” – Dr. Freckles
TWITTER is NOT a place …
“Twitter/X isn’t a place for ‘resolving differences’, it’s a battlefield of low-stakes bullshit and mind-fucker foray, in a burrito of algorithmic control.” – Dr. Freckles
Topsoil and Famine
“You strip mine topsoil, you’re gonna have a famine.” – Dr. Freckles
MAGICAL FUTURE BATTERIES! (yay)
“It’s easy to spout bullshit, if you pick deadlines YEARS in the future.” – Dr. Freckles
A jagged journey AWAY from the Devil.
“My life? – a rocky, misguided, mediocre but HARD SLOG AWAY from EVIL!” – Dr. Freckles
Of beetles and communists …
The beetles in CA are not the CAUSE of the trees dying, they are the things that come because the forest is sick, and dying.
Communists are NOT WHAT TOOK YOUR FREEDOM AWAY BUCKET HEAD …
Communists are what YOU GET because you’re too damn afraid to live free.
Remember “JC” – FOOD PORNOGRAPHY?
WALLS …
“Walls, generally, are NOT for keeping people out – they are for keeping people IN.” – Dr. Freckles
“Commies build walls … why? – BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS THEIR CROOKED BULLSHIT.” – Dr. Freckles