“STAR WARS is just the bright-siding of THX-1138.” – Dr. Freckles
Robert Duvall crawled out of that THX-1138 hole …
And what did he find?
(STAR WARS)
Bukowski of Yodas …
“I am the Bukowski of Yodas.” – Dr. Freckles
Schrodinger’s Dog? – nah … (no one would even pretend to do that to a dog)
“You can have a Schrodinger’s Cat experiment, but you can’t do that with a dog – think on it.” – Dr. Freckles
Childcare
“Fun fact: your childcare costs go down if you can trust your neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
STOLEN GASOLINE
A time machine …
“I think I built a time machine, I think I made things worse.” – Dr. Freckles
Social Security Bright Siding
“At this point? – debating whether Social Security remains solvent is bright siding … no matter your position.” – Dr. Freckles
Weed, Whiskey and the Devil …
“The Lord left you with weed, it takes the Devil to make whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles
WEED and STABBING (and babies in microwave ovens)
“If doing weed causes you to stab ANYONE? – you were ALWAYS going to stab someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Sober Life Virtue Signaling
“There is no GOOD KIND of virtue signaling.” – Dr. Freckles
Stinky crotch …
“Stinky crotch brings flies.” – Dr. Freckles
“MINT CONDITION” SHIT
“Mint condition shit is still shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Dumber than the 10/7 narrative …
“The only thing dumber than the 10/7 narrative is JAN-6.” – Dr. Freckles
Anarchism and genitals …
“If the government kicks you in the genitals enough? – you might end up at anarchism, even if you can’t read.” – Dr. Freckles
Of Milei, Talk and the USD …
“Talk is cheap, and as worthless as the $USD soon will be.” – Dr. Freckles
Bill of Rights …
“We no longer have a ‘Bill of Rights’, if we ever did. All we have now is the bill, and we all gotta pay.” – Dr. Freckles
TWITTER is NOT a place …
“Twitter/X isn’t a place for ‘resolving differences’, it’s a battlefield of low-stakes bullshit and mind-fucker foray, in a burrito of algorithmic control.” – Dr. Freckles
Topsoil and Famine
“You strip mine topsoil, you’re gonna have a famine.” – Dr. Freckles
MAGICAL FUTURE BATTERIES! (yay)
“It’s easy to spout bullshit, if you pick deadlines YEARS in the future.” – Dr. Freckles
A jagged journey AWAY from the Devil.
“My life? – a rocky, misguided, mediocre but HARD SLOG AWAY from EVIL!” – Dr. Freckles