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I’ll never finish another writing project, not a commercial one. I’ll never get my NETFLIX SERIES: BIGFOOT WAR ONE.
Online debates have the feelings of people meeting in a bar on the Titanic and having debates, the feels at this point. As if people are that retarded and what’s coming is, in a sense, just … if not necessary.
All the cool shows get canceled after a shitty last season. All the movies are STAR WARS or MARVEL, and I just want to see some original quality shit.
Here’s a fortune cookie …
Hey Tendy, ain’t a friend with something exciting to tell me supposed to show the fuck up today mother fucking CHING CHONG grifters … #racist
So far AI just lies, makes shit up, merge-morphs pictures in a relatively clueless way from databases that contain pornography. That’s the “miracle” of A.I..
If you’re an optimist, and clever: now’s a GREAT TIME to stock up on cigarettes, instant coffee, chocolate, feminine hygiene products, soap, popular meds (go to Mexico way?), CB radios wrapped in a Faraday blanket, and other stuff: like shot gun shells, shot guns, rifle ammo, rifles. Just a lot of nifty STUFF that will WORK BETTER THAN MONEY, real fucking soon … if you’re an optimist.
I fear I broke the timeline. In 1986, right about the time of the Chernobyl disaster, I was a sophomore in high school. At the time I hated being 16 so much I designed several conceptual and implausible but whimsical time machines. I now believe I could build one, if I had 100 billion dollars (in gold at today’s prices, iykyk). So maybe I fucked up the timeline, and my punishment was to return to a timeline where I was forced to kill my doppelganger and then I fucked up HIS marriage to HER … the strange woman I found married to me. And I live out my days tutoring Algebra, probably incompetently, to the lost youth of today. This is my curse, this is my way.
How is it that a RABBI that sells DILDOS is respected by anyone? How? It’s the broken timeline.
I don’t really give a fuck about how you FEEL about Israel or the Holocaust, whatever you think THOSE THINGS are. I do care about my right, by birth, to simply state my opinion. IDGAF if you’ve been to Denmark? – you have a right to hate on Denmark, and the nasty DANES, all day long. Bottom line: taboo subjects usually hide terrible lies.
HERE IS THE ONLY investing advice I will provide: the music will CONTINUE to play even AFTER the food for the symphony has gone away.
Since 2019 I’ve expected that people would start to eat ZOO meat at the Woodland Park ZOO. I believe this time is close, to overlap with cannibalism and probably eating rats and insects until they are gone too.
The deer won’t last, ngmi.
The pigs won’t last.
Most don’t know how to cure/prepare meat for long term storage without modern refrigeration. Deer won’t last.
People will eat dogs, and thankfully wild dogs will likely eat some human babies in return.
Are there any BREATHERTARIANS left? (any) Deer won’t last …
Real trust and competence will be more valuable than food soon, but that won’t last either.
A Christian living the Kingdom Life has nothing to fear.
I did a poor job of helping a student with exponential functions yesterday. Sometimes I have a good tutoring session, sometimes it seems like I can’t help. I ended up here like driftwood, there’s no plan in the sea.
I don’t think I’ll ever work as a professional software engineer again. I could work as one, I’m capable, but it’s never going to happen and it’s NOT because of “artificial intelligence” … do you really want to know the reason? If you’re a listener, you already do … Mr. Jorgenson.
Cyber-stalking, gang-stalking and low level MK-ULTRA style mind fucks are real. Sometimes it’s the government. Sometimes it’s some random shit head with deep pockets. Sometimes it’s just synchronicity 2, and your darkness takes on form to storm the world anew.
I wish I had some cocaine.
My counter op against the “scammers” is working: they don’t call often, I do use up their scammer time. It’s simple a matter of time before we take it to the NSA KEY WORD level, and then the tar baby strategy works, and lots of Mr. Jorgenson’s friends/family get scooped up, and everything is plausible in a crooked neo-Stalinist hellhole of retards.
I’ve been wanting to curse my enemies. I’ve been wanting to turn towards the Lord and say “on this DAY my Lord, destroy Mr Jorgenson and his team of retards” … Been wanting to do it, probably I’ve done it several times in my heart and Jesus knows.
There are dark-harbingers demons of playful DOOM … Dick Cheney … Charles Ingalls … Obi Wan FUCKING Kenobi … harbingers who bring destruction in the form of bravery or wisdom or homespun fucking bullshit, you think they are WARNING of evil, but in fact they befriend it … they USHER ON DEATH to those who come near … Gandalf … that shit head GANDALF …. Bilbo should have taken out his Dwarfian .454 CASULL and nailed that motherfucker right in the head … dark-harbingers …Hillary Clinton, Bill Gates, Edward Teller, Milli Vanilli … they are road signs on your way to disaster and pain and herpes … Mother fucking HAMILTON and the bullshit FEDERALIST PAPERS … bringing forth the cancer that would eat liberty to the bone … a coup clothed in political goo … a piece of paper made of blood … harbingers … KARL MARX … mic dropped