“The pessimists might be right, but it’s the optimists who have kids.” – Dr. Freckles
Western Civilization (and other supremacy cults)
“Western Civilization either created this shitty timeline or failed to prevent it.” – Dr. Freckles
Total Commitment …
Stuck on the seat (a story from way back) …
The stories we tell each other …
“They can’t take away the stories we tell each other in the darkness.” – Dr. Freckles
The Devil is a kidnapper …
“The Devil is a kidnapper, he kidnaps children.” – Dr. Freckles
“Without government, where would you get poop water?”
The future …
“If you want to imagine the future? – imagine a diseased hobo pooping in your mouth forever.” – Dr. Freckles
French Bulldogs and worthless dollars …
“The US dollar is to money what the French bulldog is to a wolf.” – Dr. Freckles
Too much to say about voting …
“Lucy’s football is a shiny football.” – Dr. Freckles