The “news” …
“The ‘news’, alt or otherwise, is the penultimate tabloid at this point.” – Dr. Freckles
Babylon Bee?
The Onion?
That crazy French paper? Charlie Butt Fuck?
(nothing compares to the “news” at this point)
GSC: secret ingredient is love
GROLAR BEAR (Pizzlies?)
FOOD SQUEEZE: UK
DEI (grifter portal for FUCK YOU Elon …)
CANADA: NWT (unseasonably warm)
Eggs …
Weird
Why does crypto need ANYTHING?
Isn’t it decentralized and independent of third parties and shit?
(yeah … iykyk)
