Elon’s GROK thinks I look like this …
Wednesday … (yay)
Happy Hump Day …
Ted Bundy: founding father …
“If Ted Bundy founded a nation? – it would look a lot like the modern State of Israel.” – Dr. Freckles
COVID EMERGENCY! (you falling for it again?)
Farming …
Control …
“Control as a function of complexity becomes illusive at a non-linear rate.” – Dr. Freckles
SDEROT CINEMA (from 2014)
“each usually carried out by two groups of three aircraft. A typical mission dropped 168 tons of ordnance, pounding an area 1.5 by 0.5 miles (2.41 by 0.80 km)”
Roughly a square mile: 168 tons, per Vietnam war an B-52 ARCLIGHT
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-43/B_MOAB
GAZA is 141 square miles, so this times 168 tons of TNT gets you to 23.5 kilotons of TNT … and this would be horrendous.
Now imagine doing 3 times that amount.
“Deport people that hate Israel …” (smh)
File this under: cheap threats, shit that would collapse the system
Kentucky style sideways bird-flu … (rated: XXX)
This is a slut chain …
A cow had sex with a monkey that had sex with a bird that had Kentucky style sideways action with Florida Man …
Florida Man had WEST VIRGINIA method “Old Miss Gibbons” style horse-shoeing, while cuddling a grizzly and allowing a mountain lion to tug him off … and then it gets worse …
Texas Dave was pile driving his Latin queen in his new CHEVY TRUCK MACHINE, when that mountain lion Florida Man infected showed up, and it became a “Juarez 3 Way with extra pepper” … this is how lockdowns start mother fucker … stop it … fuck the monkey pox herpes …
CANADA KATE was servicing truckers near Niagara Falls, when that nasty ass TEXAS DAVE showed up. He was covered in pus buncles and layer-cake fecal powders … She did the “Driving Miss Davy” for him, but his jergis-wand exploded with a green glowing paste, and a lot lizard called the state patrol …
The state patrolman sampled Dave’s GOO and spilled a little on his pants, the lot lizard, Harper Gapes, ended up propositioning the cop … and they had cop-style rough sex in the back of his cruiser, and as his cruiser spooge burst its dam, Harper caught a mouth load on the way down … and the monkey pox spreads …
A fella named STRUPPS was huffing paint fumes near the 7/11 off of BOBLIMPTOCK AVENUE, when Harper came by … she had jaundiced eyes and flies and scovington-scars from coconut bars covering her arms and legs … STRUPPS tried to help her, but instead they tripped and fell into a pile of garbage in the alley and began to make a bunctous baby … and now the MONKEY POX WORSENS: WHO, CODE RED!
MERV BRAMPTON found that poor damnable baby, tossed in a dumpster, and took the child home. Poor thing was half-human, half-monkey pox … MERV didn’t know what to do … he named the child Harriet or Harry, he wasn’t too sure about the sex or gender of that bunctous baby. When Harriet was 9, he drove drove him/her to the jungles of Florida, and dropped the baby off in a swamp … “Goodbye poor bunctous baby … may your parents rot in hell”
Harriet grew up and went to COLLEGE. She studied and read books and got herself a PhD and moved to Australia … becoming a citizen. She changed her name to RAY GUNN and represented the Aussies in the Olympic Games as a break dancer …
An everyone lived happily ever after …