Category: Collapse

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MY TARTARIAN NAME

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260524_MY_TARTARIAN_NAME.mp3

I predicted this years ago, criminalize the homeless: https://www.kqed.org/news/12046259/how-grants-pass-ruling-affected-homeless-enforcement-in-california

Final Expense Roofing Remix: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28158

Imagine living in an AIDS DRUG commercial:

Beach Blanket Bonzo: https://nypost.com/2026/05/20/us-news/rhode-island-beach-chaos-leads-to-three-stabbed-11-arrested/

Tendy’s Fortunate Son: we’ll see …

DEAD EYED FREAK: https://kentuckylantern.com/2026/05/19/trump-endorsed-gallrein-wins-heated-northern-kentucky-republican-primary-against-incumbent-massie/

Tulsi Pulls the Rip Cord: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj2gkv1x1o

The Model:

Mellow Monday.

Taco Tuesday.

Freaky Friday (could be good, could be bad, wait till Monday).

Trump family is making BANK off this simple markov manipulation process.

My Tartarian Name: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28093

We need: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28176

I Don’t Care: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-iran-americans-finances-nuclear-weapons/

Bright-Siding w/ Art Berman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28081

Bluehost: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28076

Traitors!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28068

Chinese Population: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28062

Great White Shark Attack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28058

EVACUATE the BIG EASY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28054

SCREED ALERT (GTFO): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28034

MUD FLOOD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28020

Roving Gangs in the National Parks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28006

National Sabbath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27997

AMOK: https://cybernews.com/ai-news/ai-agents-experiment-emergence-world/

Slatfish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27981

You’re not shaking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28191

Panda Express:

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THE BIG DIAL!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260422_THE_BIG_DIAL.mp3

Dial Settings:

  1. Covid/Monkey-Herpes
  2. Killa Vaccine
  3. PUTIN, PUTIN, PUTIN
  4. IRAN, IRAN, IRAN
  5. ERMAGERD, HAMAS
  6. THE GHOST of GEORGE FLOYD ANTIFA/BLM CIRCUS
  7. JAN-SIX
  8. Trump is Crazy
  9. Climate Change
  10. End Times / Christian Eschatology
  11. Massive Earthquake
  12. Biden is Crazy
  13. Super Flare
  14. Caldera Explosion
  15. Pole Shift
  16. Mud Flood
  17. Alien Attack or Blue Beam
  18. WW3 / Nuke War
  19. Robot Rebellion / AI Bimbo Load
  20. RESET

*** What’s not on the approved fear list?

No more missiles: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5842118-patriot-thaad-prsm-expenditure-iran/

MOAR TACOS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27417

A Roy and his Dog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27412

Silent part in the background: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27407

Ripping me off: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27397

9 Butt Hole Universe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27393

I don’t have the answer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27386

No help is coming: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27434

Totally NOT a neo-Stalinist hellhole: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/22/spirit-airlines-rescue-trump-administration.html

Mexican Pyramid Shooting: https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/world-news/shooting-from-top-of-ancient-mexican-pyramid-leaves-tourists-killed-injured/