Pills …

“Forget white-pills, blue-pills, black-pills, and any other pills – instead: KNOW HOW TO IDENTIFY ANCHORED TRIPLE-STRAND CONCERTINA WIRE.” – Dr. Freckles

The Irish …

“Never, ever, piss off the Irish.” – Dr. Freckles

“Leave the Irish alone, unless you want a hangover.” – Dr. Freckles

The Irish are known for driving snakes away …

(just saying)