JUST GONE … “RELOCATED”

“… and some of them just disappeared …”

(relocated into the soup)

*** anecdotal story from the KING COUNTY METRO bus stop, May 2020.

Some dude said, “Man, go down to the Seattle Center … Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is handing out food, places to sleep, free vaccine checkups.” (come see the paradise)

LAST FOOD

LAST FOOD
for the brood
the machine was crude
put me in a 'tude
as the fat burned off
a little cough
from the viral goo
and a smile from the screen
not mean
ever seen
when the twirled taters
and onion craters
crack your spleen

NOT GOOD
when the heart cracks
and the back leaks
as eyes glow in the night
no fright
just now
a yellow blight
a cow
a wolf
a bat
or a rat
all on sale
in the bale
blue and green
all in the TACO pouch
covered in RED
"Hope it's dead"
sad the grouch

SOME DUDE
too rude for service
sells slurry
kind of furry
near the ferry
his name was Jerry
"Get more slop"
and the cop
with fists of fury
pounded the poor beast
and in silence
a line so long
no song
just spilled grease

TELL JUDE
to put the fam
on the tram
go to the central store
a whore
named Jelly
in her belly
carries the protein core
a modest proposal
a deal of Molech stench
a bum on the bench
dies quick
sick?
hit him with a wrench
load the body
it's not naughty
a necessary pick
so slick
the last day for "Rick"

THE LAST MEAL
by the bay
with Jay and Sal
your tent pals
a sun sets
as the sky turns black
and food
on the roll
in the bowl
red and brown
with a frown
gobble it down

LAST FOOD
LAST FOOD

"FIVE MINUTES"
said the clown
at the gate
no hate
you just wait
for the last food
it's not too late

MY TARTARIAN NAME

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260524_MY_TARTARIAN_NAME.mp3

I predicted this years ago, criminalize the homeless: https://www.kqed.org/news/12046259/how-grants-pass-ruling-affected-homeless-enforcement-in-california

Final Expense Roofing Remix: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28158

Imagine living in an AIDS DRUG commercial:

Beach Blanket Bonzo: https://nypost.com/2026/05/20/us-news/rhode-island-beach-chaos-leads-to-three-stabbed-11-arrested/

Tendy’s Fortunate Son: we’ll see …

DEAD EYED FREAK: https://kentuckylantern.com/2026/05/19/trump-endorsed-gallrein-wins-heated-northern-kentucky-republican-primary-against-incumbent-massie/

Tulsi Pulls the Rip Cord: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj2gkv1x1o

The Model:

Mellow Monday.

Taco Tuesday.

Freaky Friday (could be good, could be bad, wait till Monday).

Trump family is making BANK off this simple markov manipulation process.

My Tartarian Name: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28093

We need: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28176

I Don’t Care: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-iran-americans-finances-nuclear-weapons/

Bright-Siding w/ Art Berman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28081

Bluehost: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28076

Traitors!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28068

Chinese Population: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28062

Great White Shark Attack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28058

EVACUATE the BIG EASY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28054

SCREED ALERT (GTFO): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28034

MUD FLOOD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28020

Roving Gangs in the National Parks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28006

National Sabbath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27997

AMOK: https://cybernews.com/ai-news/ai-agents-experiment-emergence-world/

Slatfish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27981

You’re not shaking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28191

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