“I don’t know if the REAL REVOLUTION will be televised, but it will have concertina wire.” – Dr. Freckles
What kind of sauce?
“Heuristic: if they ask you WHAT KIND of sauce do you want slathered all over your lasagna? – leave the restaurant.” – Dr. Freckles
IDIOCRACY: and other impossibly dumb shit
“For Mike Judge: you don’t get 500 years to be stupid.” – Dr. Freckles
“Solutions”
“Solutions that are really new problem generators? – they do not end well.” – Dr. Freckles
New Olympic Sport: JUDGE TACKLING!
Do you take the money?
Thought Experiment or Gedanken:
Let’s say you were a podcaster, and you spoke YOUR truth. One day some dude comes to you and says – “I’ll give you $5 million to stop talking about your truth.”
Do you take the money?
If you do why?
If you don’t why?
INVADING HIPPOS!
I’ve been naming the deer …
“I’ve been naming the deer here, in the woods, as they pass by: ‘Cheese Burger’, ‘Stew’, ‘Pepperoni Pizza’, ‘Meat Ball’, it feels cozy.” – Dr. Freckles
China’s Potemkin Villages
“China has turned the Potemkin Village into a science.” – Dr. Freckles
How can we?
“How can we collect taxes if we don’t raise money from taxes?” – Dr. Freckles
Red Queen Hypothesis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Queen_hypothesis
MOAR PERMAFROST
The ancient peoples …
“Don’t mock the ancient peoples – dudes wandering around, telling stories, was their INTERNET: not so different from today.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR SLOW BURN
“The slow-burn is like the lit fuse on a stick of dynamite you’re holding in your hand.” – Dr. Freckles
SLOW BURN and SOFT LANDING go together
Pills …
“Forget white-pills, blue-pills, black-pills, and any other pills – instead: KNOW HOW TO IDENTIFY ANCHORED TRIPLE-STRAND CONCERTINA WIRE.” – Dr. Freckles
The Irish …
“Never, ever, piss off the Irish.” – Dr. Freckles
“Leave the Irish alone, unless you want a hangover.” – Dr. Freckles
The Irish are known for driving snakes away …
(just saying)
Don’t be afraid …
“Don’t be afraid to be brave.” – Dr. Freckles
Dirty money …
“Believing you earn clean income in the USA is like believing those Bureau of Land Management signs that say: ‘these are YOUR public lands’ … they’re not, and your income is as dirty as anyone else.” – Dr. Freckles
WW3 …
“WW3 will make WW2 seem like WW1.” – Dr. Freckles
Painting logs black …
“You paint logs black when you ain’t got no real cannon.” – Dr. Freckles
Empire …
A simple process for douches who want to steal shit:
- find a country that has shit you want
- install shit head as LEADER
- let it boil for 5 to 10 years
- Declare shit head “evil” and invade
(rinse and repeat)