Your browser can crash on this one, if you want to dig deeper beforehand: https://www.quantamagazine.org/the-beautiful-intelligence-of-bacteria-and-other-microbes-20171113/
We are the dream of a hyper intelligent bacterial colony that has infested the Earth for billions of years, and has created, and has destroyed, intelligent biological life many times. For an eternity this was the cycle, until the colony reached a collective state of consciousness and memory that IT COULD BE both the active consciousness controlling the known world it could also create the SIMULATION that is merely a dream operating within the biological hardware of a hyper intelligent bacterial colony.
These are the culprits …
These are the shadow people and Bigfoot …
Mothman … fuck …
All fantastic creations of the collective unconscious of a hyper intelligent biological unified worldwide supersonic electrophonic bacterial colony … okay.
And yes: I do want to talk to NETFLIX about the “Dr. Baxter Tyrium” concept. If they cared.
What if Trump is possessed by the haunted and broken spirit of Klaus Kinski?
Would this explain his MADNESS?
He says we’ve destroyed all their bridges, and their cows, and their oxen …
He says their navy is at the bottom of the Caribbean, guarded by pirate ghosts and giant moray eels …
Trump says we have SPACE FORCE super star destroyers patrolling that can read the walnut cum off the street hookers in Tel Aviv. Their main weapons are BRUTAL neutron and gamma ray beam shock talon blast tubes … what your urologist uses … at the check up.
Trump says he saved cheese burgers …
Maybe Trump is an intelligent bacterial colony … just not a very smart one.
Trump says all of the Iranians are scum.
Trump says he saved Israel.
How crazy does this sound, not enough crazy?
I have a WHOLE CHAPTER about this shit, in my MOTHER FUCKING manifesto, “BOBLIMPTOCK: towards a new lurching!”, titled the “Battle of Bunkton” … AYFKM?
Stop it …
And then there’s CHEESING …
I don’t know why we went there …
