"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“… and some of them just disappeared …”
(relocated into the soup)
*** anecdotal story from the KING COUNTY METRO bus stop, May 2020.
Some dude said, “Man, go down to the Seattle Center … Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is handing out food, places to sleep, free vaccine checkups.” (come see the paradise)
LAST FOOD
for the brood
the machine was crude
put me in a 'tude
as the fat burned off
a little cough
from the viral goo
and a smile from the screen
not mean
ever seen
when the twirled taters
and onion craters
crack your spleen
NOT GOOD
when the heart cracks
and the back leaks
as eyes glow in the night
no fright
just now
a yellow blight
a cow
a wolf
a bat
or a rat
all on sale
in the bale
blue and green
all in the TACO pouch
covered in RED
"Hope it's dead"
sad the grouch
SOME DUDE
too rude for service
sells slurry
kind of furry
near the ferry
his name was Jerry
"Get more slop"
and the cop
with fists of fury
pounded the poor beast
and in silence
a line so long
no song
just spilled grease
TELL JUDE
to put the fam
on the tram
go to the central store
a whore
named Jelly
in her belly
carries the protein core
a modest proposal
a deal of Molech stench
a bum on the bench
dies quick
sick?
hit him with a wrench
load the body
it's not naughty
a necessary pick
so slick
the last day for "Rick"
THE LAST MEAL
by the bay
with Jay and Sal
your tent pals
a sun sets
as the sky turns black
and food
on the roll
in the bowl
red and brown
with a frown
gobble it down
LAST FOOD
LAST FOOD
"FIVE MINUTES"
said the clown
at the gate
no hate
you just wait
for the last food
it's not too late
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260524_MY_TARTARIAN_NAME.mp3
I predicted this years ago, criminalize the homeless: https://www.kqed.org/news/12046259/how-grants-pass-ruling-affected-homeless-enforcement-in-california
Final Expense Roofing Remix: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28158
Imagine living in an AIDS DRUG commercial:
Beach Blanket Bonzo: https://nypost.com/2026/05/20/us-news/rhode-island-beach-chaos-leads-to-three-stabbed-11-arrested/
Tendy’s Fortunate Son: we’ll see …
DEAD EYED FREAK: https://kentuckylantern.com/2026/05/19/trump-endorsed-gallrein-wins-heated-northern-kentucky-republican-primary-against-incumbent-massie/
Tulsi Pulls the Rip Cord: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj2gkv1x1o
The Model:
Mellow Monday.
Taco Tuesday.
Freaky Friday (could be good, could be bad, wait till Monday).
Trump family is making BANK off this simple markov manipulation process.
My Tartarian Name: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28093
We need: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28176
I Don’t Care: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-iran-americans-finances-nuclear-weapons/
Bright-Siding w/ Art Berman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28081
Bluehost: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28076
Traitors!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28068
Chinese Population: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28062
Great White Shark Attack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28058
EVACUATE the BIG EASY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28054
SCREED ALERT (GTFO): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28034
MUD FLOOD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28020
Roving Gangs in the National Parks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28006
National Sabbath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27997
AMOK: https://cybernews.com/ai-news/ai-agents-experiment-emergence-world/
Slatfish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27981
You’re not shaking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28191
Panda Express:
When I was a kid no one I knew in Western Washington needed air conditioning, ever. This may seem off topic, but as I was out walking today (in early May) I remarked at one of the more obvious cases of someone who had installed air conditioning and it seemed like it was on full power – Port Angeles, WA. This summer a lot of folks, especially in King and Pierce Counties, will be buying AC units, heat pumps, escape from the unrelenting heat.
Also, as a kid 5 decades ago, we were told we never had to worry about GREAT WHITE SHARKS in the Puget Sound, for three basic reasons: a) the orca pods would scare them away, b) the water is too cold and c) there’s plenty of food in the ocean for them or along the coasts. I’d say (a), (b), and (c), used to be true – none of those points are true now. The local orca pods are NOT doing great, the water is warming and FOOD in the wider ocean (see the story of the gray whales) is not the giant feast it used to be.
Add to this, the recent discovery of new sharks in the Puget Sound. Predators will avoid breaking boundary conditions of their habitats IF there is plenty of food. When the food runs low the predator has the choice of staying and dying OR going some place else. While cold water threatens great white sharks, WARM OR HOT water is just as bad for the great white – they like it warm, but not too warm. That’s the Puget Sound now, warm, not too warm, orca pods not doing so great, and plenty of food (for a creative predator).
This summer will be a barn burner, and the Western Washington beaches (like West Beach near Deception Pass) will be very popular.
I wonder if this will be the first summer a large shark attacks a swimmer or other human in the Puget Sound. Ghoulish? – yes. Exaggeration? – no.
