“We were wolves once, now we are dogs.” – Dr. Freckles
Baby in the microwave …

TRUE SINCE SUMER …
Here’s some historical truth:
“When the building is aflame, find some poor folks to blame. If they get into a bad mood, take away the poor folks food.”
(been true since Sumer, tells you what’s about to happen)
In the future …
“In the future, humans will genetically transform themselves into their spirit animals. We will trek back to nature, and we will be free again.” – Dr. Freckles
LABUBU … (dark forces)
BOODLE-BEARS: CHIMERA/HYBRIDS
P’NUT …
DEAD INTERNET THEORY
“Irony of dead internet theory? – you’ll never explain it to anyone.” – Dr. Freckles
DISAPPOINTMENT, DISILLUSIONMENT …
This is not a complete list:
- Boys’ Life Hovercraft
- Sea Monkeys
- Battle of the Network Stars
- Geraldo Rivera’s: Al Capone’s lost vault
- Bill of Rights
- VEGAS
- CARNIVAL FISH
- SPACE

Nature’s woman …
“The porcupine is nature’s woman.” – Dr. Freckles













