Category: Circling the Drain

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FAFO

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260614_FAFO.mp3

Zero Hedge: HEADLINES

“Art” or Demon: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28472

NONSESEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28468

Not Allowed: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28485

Let’s go fishing: https://www.islands.com/2191901/san-carlos-lake-arizona-lake-forced-close-after-devastating-ecological-disaster/

Pakistan-India Nuke War Crisis: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2529589-a-nuclear-war-between-india-and-pakistan-could-destroy-the-ozone-layer/

Beneficial Ticks: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40693342/

Disclosure Day:

WAS …

  1. One long commercial for black DODGE CHARGERS?
  2. All the cliches involving “aliens”?
  3. Alien hand held dildo play?
  4. One long chase sequence?
  5. An excuse for a Filipino hooker that sucked Spielberg’s cock and got the gig of being the CO-NEWS WITCH with Emily Blunt at the end?
  6. Bad alien shots with rubbery bodies?
  7. Old alien Epstein pedophile reuniting with victims? “Remember when I stuck my alien finger in your butt?” stuff …
  8. A way to waste money I don’t have?

Last time I went to the movies was to see the re-release of 1989 “They Live”, and I saw this in 2023. The last time I went to see a NEW movie, 2019? …

WAR PLAN ALERT: 

1. We are moving 7 divisions of US ARMY RANGERS to quadrant-6, to deal with the hooker marines of Deziree.

2. The 6th Submarine hyper fleet is positioned near Monaco, to repel the SWISS GUARDS and offer indirect fires to support the CELTIC ASSAULT on Rome and the Pope.

3. Urine will be reused.

4. Turns will be taken, shaking your booty, don't be snooty.

5. Large amounts of pork rinds still need to be procured ...

6. The SAXON SPACE FLEET is orbiting near Venus, something is stuck between us and it's keeping us apart.

7. Iranian SKY PILOTS are monitoring Canadian elk activity near Mt. Simon, in the WESTERN PROVINCES, not far from Chesterfield.

8. Terrible battles are commencing at the district movie theaters, people are cursing SAM BLADE and the new CHOGLAN-CHUD-CHUG franchise of hornet girls and their sleazy ways.

9. Trump is positioning our SPACE FORCE STAR FLEET for the final blow against Iran. Currently, this fleet is hiding BEHIND THE MOON, ready to POUNCE on Tehran ... if the opportunity presents itself.

10. GIRG-FORCES under the command of General Shlmomo Silverburgstein are commencing JOINT MOSSAD/CIA ops to establish child rape/torture and organ acquisition facilities in the WEST BANK.

Total victory is near, again, as it will be, every Friday.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Have you seen THIS NUMBER a lot recently:

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Some Bad Audio Art Berman … (demon voice)

Couple of choice comments from ART:

  1. Iran doesn’t care about its people. (the US government cares about Americans? – dumb shit)
  2. You have to believe the story I just told you. (No, Art, I don’t.)

*** normally, Art’s analysis is decent and unclouded. Even if you ignore the audio anomaly, the analysis here is messy. And his futzing about with the scissors makes him look crazy and distracted. Almost like AI generated “Art”.

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JUST GONE … “RELOCATED”

“… and some of them just disappeared …”

(relocated into the soup)

*** anecdotal story from the KING COUNTY METRO bus stop, May 2020.

Some dude said, “Man, go down to the Seattle Center … Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is handing out food, places to sleep, free vaccine checkups.” (come see the paradise)

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LAST FOOD

LAST FOOD
for the brood
the machine was crude
put me in a 'tude
as the fat burned off
a little cough
from the viral goo
and a smile from the screen
not mean
ever seen
when the twirled taters
and onion craters
crack your spleen

NOT GOOD
when the heart cracks
and the back leaks
as eyes glow in the night
no fright
just now
a yellow blight
a cow
a wolf
a bat
or a rat
all on sale
in the bale
blue and green
all in the TACO pouch
covered in RED
"Hope it's dead"
sad the grouch

SOME DUDE
too rude for service
sells slurry
kind of furry
near the ferry
his name was Jerry
"Get more slop"
and the cop
with fists of fury
pounded the poor beast
and in silence
a line so long
no song
just spilled grease

TELL JUDE
to put the fam
on the tram
go to the central store
a whore
named Jelly
in her belly
carries the protein core
a modest proposal
a deal of Molech stench
a bum on the bench
dies quick
sick?
hit him with a wrench
load the body
it's not naughty
a necessary pick
so slick
the last day for "Rick"

THE LAST MEAL
by the bay
with Jay and Sal
your tent pals
a sun sets
as the sky turns black
and food
on the roll
in the bowl
red and brown
with a frown
gobble it down

LAST FOOD
LAST FOOD

"FIVE MINUTES"
said the clown
at the gate
no hate
you just wait
for the last food
it's not too late