“It is no longer the ‘lesser of two evils’, henceforth it will be known as the ‘lesser of two pedos’.” – Dr. Freckles
Are we more Sodom than Sodom?
COLDPLAY

DEVON FLOODS: 1952 (and other such cases)
*** Please review in the context of historical flooding this summer, and in recent years.
England, 1950’s: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2001/aug/30/sillyseason.physicalsciences
Vietnam War: https://history.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1964-68v28/d274
China, 2009: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-11-11/artificial-snowstorm-brings-chaos-to-beijing/1138460
@CATTURD2

Is 500 tons of food really being “destroyed”?
- monkey pig cow virus
- exploding food processing plants
- mountains of potatoes burned, and other produce
- exploding cows
Other possibilities:
- Food is being re-routed to elite survival shelters in Antarctica
- Food is being used for trade-in-kind settlement because the $USD is being repudiated
- all of the above


Cows …
“Cows got stuck between cute and tasty, and we, and our dogs, love tasty.” – Dr. Freckles
CIRCUMCISION
“Circumcision: a perfect way to sabotage a man before he’s had a chance to be a boy.” – Dr. Freckles





