“Did you know SCIENTOLOGY was created about the same time as the State of Israel: weird, right?” – Dr. Freckles
Hookers …
“Hookers don’t get fired, they get buried.” – Dr. Freckles
About to destroy …
“Those whom the gods are about to destroy they first make retarded.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t be boring …
“If it’s not HATE SPEECH, it’s boring.” – Dr. Freckles
CLASS of NUKE ‘EM HIGH (1986): based
THIS MOVIE PREDICTED ALMOST 40 YEARS AGO THE STATE OF EDUCATION, SOCIETY AND POLITICS IN THE USA RIGHT NOW, AND THIS IS THE HIGH WATER MARK. IT GETS WORSE FROM HERE …
“But that girl gets what she wants …”
Should you randomly pick an area code and call this number: XXX-434-6157?
Perhaps a NEW JERSEY area code … IYKYK …
… and then there’s NOTICING …
Sometimes …
“Sometimes crappy stories make great movies.” – Dr. Freckles
THE GOLEM
“ISRAEL is the GOLEM.” – Dr. Freckles
This old … (55)
- “old soul” story from high school
- sergeant basic training story
“I’ve always felt this old.” – Dr. Freckles
My whole life … (I’m 55)
“My whole life it’s: Iran will have nukes in 2 weeks and we’ll be on MARS in 5 years, every year.” – Dr. Freckles
OFFEND ALL OF IT!
“I endeavor to offend everyone before I die.” – Dr. Freckles