“If the building is aflame, find some poor folks to blame; if the poors have a sour mood, take away their food.” – Dr. Freckles
I will give her aids …
“I’m going to fuck your mom and give her aids.” – Dr. Freckles
The Ultimate Hitler …
“The ultimate HITLER would be the HITLER that destroys all HITLERS.” – Dr. Freckles
By the wayside …
“I don’t have the time, resources, or energy to carry the things I own, and I own very little.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ll be okay …
“I lived in a wall once, rode in the trunk of a Japanese import to see Knight Ranger, I’ll be okay.” – Dr. Freckles
Not a bad person …
“Just because you’re not a bad person, that doesn’t make you a good person.” – Dr. Freckles
BETTER “MOON” PROBES!
“Better liars have better ‘moon’ probes.” – Dr. Freckles
DUNNING-KRUGER
“You’re worried about Dunning-Kruger, I’m worried about the plastic spoon’s worth of microplastics in everyone’s brain: we are not the same.” – Dr. Freckles
Using fiat …
“Using fiat currency is like being covered in leeches.” – Dr. Freckles
The TELEOLOGICAL ORIGINS of MAGA …
“If you understand Trump’s purpose, then he is a success.” – Dr. Freckles
- confuse
- enrage
- arsonist
- divider
- childish
- rudderless
- fear
A BIG NOISY FUCKING COLUMN of SMOKE.
(this is the bookend to “COVID”)
(this is popping smoke)