“You’re worried about Dunning-Kruger, I’m worried about the plastic spoon’s worth of microplastics in everyone’s brain: we are not the same.” – Dr. Freckles
Using fiat …
“Using fiat currency is like being covered in leeches.” – Dr. Freckles
The TELEOLOGICAL ORIGINS of MAGA …
“If you understand Trump’s purpose, then he is a success.” – Dr. Freckles
- confuse
- enrage
- arsonist
- divider
- childish
- rudderless
- fear
A BIG NOISY FUCKING COLUMN of SMOKE.
(this is the bookend to “COVID”)
(this is popping smoke)
By the 12th year of the war …
By the MILLENNIAL CELEBRATION of the UKRAINE WAR, all the lands are salted. The sky is a deep purple and the lands grow no food. Birds do not sing, there is no bling. Cottage folk, eating cheese curds, gird themselves for the final onslaught of the GRUMPTIAN ROBOTS and what’s left of HUMANITY is WATCHING the BOOTY …
Terrified SPACE TROOPERS are digging trenches on PLANET JOOB, where lubed up yorg-virgins generate protein mix for the fixer friends and the mutant anime birds …
LORD TUNSTALL of the GALACTIC ALLIANCE sends one last assault on the UKIES who are holding up in the caves with the tunnel-rabbis.
They have only 6 million seconds of food left …
It’s a SHOAH, a holocaust.
(for the love of God)
Odds of Survival (2015, revised 2016): based on a conversation from 10 years ago.
Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20160729_Odds_Of_Survival.pdf
Comedy
“Comedy allows us to peer into the abyss of tragedy, and then laugh it off.” – Dr. Freckles
EXPLODE, don’t live!
“We were not meant to live because pussies ‘live’. We were meant to endure a few brief brutal years, and then explode in a lightning burst of glory.” – Dr. Freckles
Infallibility much?
“What if we are God’s mistakes?” – Dr. Freckles
Walmart open, Jesus need not apply …
“If the WALMART is OPEN but Church is CLOSED, then something is terribly wrong.” – Dr. Freckles
“CHRISTIANS”
“Christians know more about the Holocaust than they know about Christ.” – Dr. Freckles
If you follow this line of reasoning, it means that people who have no records of birth or taxes or anything are garbage: whether they lived in Rwanda or Nazi Germany.
(just garbage people to the chosen)
Bread of Life over Beer …
“I endeavor to consume the word of God, despite drinking Satan’s beer.” – Dr. Freckles