GINGER BEARDS

  1. 2013: Microsoft ginger-beard
  2. 2015: local ginger beard
  3. 2016: Goat King Ginger Beard
  4. 2017: Anarcho-Ginger Beard
  5. 2020: Weird anarcho-ginger-beard that works for the US Navy, Anarcho-Ginger Beard returns
  6. 2021: all new ginger beard
  7. 2023: weird background check for deep state guy ginger beard hangout at the camper
  8. since 2023: on the run from ginger beards

They just stab you …

“I love it in stories when someone hears a knock at their door, goes to answer it, opens the door, and someone just stabs them … maybe not even someone they know … but they probably do know them.” – Dr. Freckles

Saddam’ing …

Saddam’d: the deep state figures out one of the poors, YOUR NATION, has gold, then they start telling people you have nukes, your own journalists are shut down, we blow you up … steal your gold.

I think the “deep state” was part of the whole thing going back to the beginning, when we were still focused on killing indigenous tribes … and we probably set up chiefs back in the day, the same kind of way. “See, gold, Chief Bad guy rape your kids!” (and cue cavalry)

“Russia” is their step daddy, for now: https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/burkina-faso-nationalise-more-industrial-mines-prime-minister-says-2025-04-29/