
CYCLES and MIND CONTROL

BETTER “MOON” PROBES!
“Better liars have better ‘moon’ probes.” – Dr. Freckles

THIS is what HAPPENED!


HUGE, BIGLY, HOMELESS VETS …

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250605_BIGLY_HOMELESS_VETS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
TRUMP is HELPING: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21218
DUNNING KRUGER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21214
USING FIAT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21212
Trump is a success: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21207
12th Year of WAR: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21187
TRUMP is “helping” homeless veterans … (AmeriCorps)
NOTE: whatever DOGE “savings” have been accumulated are quickly being spent to supply the State of Israel with bombs to drop on poor people. A cursory analysis (you can see below), leads me to believe that BEST CASE TRUMP just created 1,000 new homeless veterans, to include (likely) canceling programs that support veterans THAT ARE HOMELESS and helps them reintegrate and find jobs. 1,000 seems like a small number, until you realize these are families too, kids in the mix, and after 2 years of working with under-housed/homeless kids it’s clear to me that living on the streets creates more poverty, not less, for generations to come. So good luck MAGA.
Veterans Supporting Veterans: https://www.impactingourfuture.com/supporting-our-veterans/americorps-seniors-supports-veterans/


Assumption: the volunteer rate for American veterans is higher than the percentage of veterans generally. But let’s accept the conservative bet and simply use the population fraction as the multiplier: 6.1% or 0.06
6.1% of 32,000 canceled AmeriCorps volunteers would be 1,920, but I would round this up to 2,000 based upon the assumption that the volunteer rate for veterans is GREATER THAN the rate of veterans in the population generally.
2,000 veterans … now multiply this times the population likelihood of homelessness given current economic circumstances.

So, I would propose that by cutting the 400 million from AmeriCorps, Trump just placed:
2,000 * 0.59 = 1180
1180 new homeless veterans.
MAGA
Using fiat …
“Using fiat currency is like being covered in leeches.” – Dr. Freckles
The TELEOLOGICAL ORIGINS of MAGA …
“If you understand Trump’s purpose, then he is a success.” – Dr. Freckles
- confuse
- enrage
- arsonist
- divider
- childish
- rudderless
- fear
A BIG NOISY FUCKING COLUMN of SMOKE.
(this is the bookend to “COVID”)
(this is popping smoke)
By the 12th year of the war …









By the MILLENNIAL CELEBRATION of the UKRAINE WAR, all the lands are salted. The sky is a deep purple and the lands grow no food. Birds do not sing, there is no bling. Cottage folk, eating cheese curds, gird themselves for the final onslaught of the GRUMPTIAN ROBOTS and what’s left of HUMANITY is WATCHING the BOOTY …
Terrified SPACE TROOPERS are digging trenches on PLANET JOOB, where lubed up yorg-virgins generate protein mix for the fixer friends and the mutant anime birds …
LORD TUNSTALL of the GALACTIC ALLIANCE sends one last assault on the UKIES who are holding up in the caves with the tunnel-rabbis.
They have only 6 million seconds of food left …
It’s a SHOAH, a holocaust.
(for the love of God)
Odds of Survival (2015, revised 2016): based on a conversation from 10 years ago.
Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20160729_Odds_Of_Survival.pdf

FUCK IT … WW3 again?

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250602_WW3_AGAIN_WTAF.mp3
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- “THREE ASTEROIDS” story: probably a gambit to preserve the NASA budget.
- We shouldn’t be listening for “alien voices” or signals in the darkness, we should be looking for the evidence of cataclysmic interstellar atomic wars.
- Looks like RUSSIA got 9/11’d … fuck … nukes flying, are we dying? — https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/ukraine-stages-major-attack-russian-aircraft-with-drones-security-official-says-2025-06-01/
- We already discussed this in my manifesto GRINKEN MAN, WOAH-MAN (boblimptock.com), in the AGE of ATOMIC WARLORDS … fuck you
- All of my testing with TWITTER is more or less complete, I posted a lot of stuff to include lots of Antisemitic garbage and some death threats against Trump … nothing … nada … just a robot test with one checkbox … that seemed weird. I also learned there are some special people on the WWW … people so special you get flagged if you want to dig too deep into their pedigree.
- Want to live the HIV lifestyle? — https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21145
- SUPER VOLCANOES … as if ASS-TOR-ROIDS weren’t enough …. SOFA-KING LAME … https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21138
- Commies and Zionists, amirite: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21136
- MORE MOVIES than STAR WARS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21129
- Crack in the World: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21178
- Dinty Moore Meat and Vegetable Paste, when I was a kid there were actual chunks of meat in the stew, now it’s all chemically boiled pink slime garbage, dog food: https://www.daytondailynews.com/local/recall-dinty-moore-beef-stew-could-contain-pieces-of-wood/VIFMZIHUORFRHFIZLFSEZU4BYI/
- I need your help: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=21174
- PALANTIR (crystal ball): https://bhr.stern.nyu.edu/quick-take/palantir-is-profiting-from-trumps-ravenous-appetite-for-deportations/ … Palantir might be the principal hub of the ongoing strategic military psychological warfare since late 2019 at least.
- HOW IS the STAR GATE franchise like a Renaissance Fair in British Columbia?

