Category: TRUMP MIRACLES

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DIRE STRAITS

Part 1:

Part 2:

MP3 Part 1: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260409_DIRE_STRAITS_PART_1.mp3

MP3 Part 2: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260409_DIRE_STRAITS_PART_2.mp3

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2 WEEK BREAK: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/9/israels-netanyahu-ready-for-talks-with-lebanon-as-soon-as-possible

SECOND ORDER EFFECTS: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Oil-Supply-Shock-Ripples-Through-Fertilizer-Plastics-and-Tech.amp.html

THIRD ORDER AND SECOND ORDER FINANCIAL IMPACTS: it’s hard to find any thing solid on the relationship between the GULF CRISIS and DERIVATIVES/CDS … except that many private banking and equity firms are gating or shutting off withdrawals from their funds. I ASSUME they are doing their best to cover this up.

  1. The most likely explanation for Israeli adherence to this ceasefire (not truce, not armistice, not peace) is that the situation in S. Lebanon is deteriorating rapidly.
  2. Iran will assume that Israel/USA will restock and reload for more fighting, Iran will do the same and it’s POSSIBLE they rush develop the atom bomb.
  3. There is <30% that this is leading to peace … but technically this does look MORE OPTIMISTIC than destroying all of Iran (which sounded bat shit crazy). I think giving the odds of peace >5% is grossly optimistic … but maybe I’m feeling positive.
  4. If Trump is serious about the peace? – it means he’s tossing AIPAC, the Zionists, Netanyahu and all of Israel under the bus (and it’s about time).
  5. No matter what happens next: the US dollar is toast. The petro dollar is already toast. But the functionally extinct are the last to find out – iykyk.
  6. Even if TRUMP is pursuing peace AND the peace holds, TRUMP’s political career is over – no “fool me three times” … MAGA is toast.
  7. US troops coming home from the Middle East can help with riot control when the food riots break out later this year …

Synagogue in Tehran:

  1. https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/synagogue-tehran-completely-destroyed-us-israeli-strikes-area
  2. https://www.palestinechronicle.com/fact-sheet-who-are-the-jews-of-iran/

WAR CRIMES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26840

As if the op has a DIAL control:

I’ve been educating “long time listeners” in recent days regarding my takes that I’ve tended to repeat over and over and over again … amirite?

Any who: IF YOU DON’T FUCKING REMEMBER …

I remember letting my podcast listeners know in 2021/2022 that the “covid” seemed like an OP with a dial – turn it up or turn it down.

Now look at this Iran war … if they are managing a fuzzy event of catastrophic proportions then you do not want to culminate (in terms of psychological warfare) before reaching your objective: which is to block the third eye and prevent the Americans from figuring out WHAT is going on till the last moment. It’s a fuzzy event, so they don’t have some precise date when this “thing” arrives, but they do have a window of time.

So if “Iran” is the “Covid Op” of 2026 and “Popping Smoke”, you might see Kentucky windage being used to dial up or down the op in sync with the arrival of “IT”.

As of now: BEST CASE SCENARIO (50%), WORST CASE SCENARIO (75%), and I think there’s an 80% chance the Antichrist is revealed in the next 18 months.

NEW TRAUMA MONKEY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26891

FBI Experimentation: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26886

2027: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26881

FUCK YOU / STILL HERE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26856

Dig a little deeper: https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/us-scientists-crack-superconductor-code-zero-energy-loss-moves-closer-reality

This is DEAD INTERNET MURDER HORNET bullshit: this bad penny pops up every once in a while like the “oh shit, we almost got fusion” stories.

“Researchers also highlighted that although the pressures used in the experiments are still very high — about 1.4 million times atmospheric pressure — the researchers see this as part of a longer path forward. They are adding more elements to lower the pressure further with the goal of making these materials practical.”

Deal of the Century: https://www.zerohedge.com/military/war-unicorn-hermeus-raises-350-million-unmanned-supersonic-fighter-jets

THE PEACEMAKER ….

Once and never again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26777

Take a deep breath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26964

Bill Cooper: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26913

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WOLVERINE!

*** Is it just me, or are there aspects to this IRAN CRISIS that seem like a setup to the film RED DAWN (not the shitty remake)?

*** Maybe it’s ESCAPE from LA

Are we the good guys in this remake?

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JUST LIKE IWO JIMA!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260326_JUST_LIKE_IWO_JIMA.mp3

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MOAR 48 HOUR DEADLINES INCOMING AS WE PASS TOMORROW’S DEADLINE …

THERE IS ONLY ONE REASON TO LAUNCH AN ILL PREPARED GROUND ASSAULT ON IRAN: because Trump and his advisors believe this will create a false impetus or fabricated casus belli for escalation and a draft. He will use the corpses to justify more corpses. I don’t think this can work, not really, without tearing the USA to pieces, but that doesn’t mean he won’t try – it’s for the CHOSENITES of course. The same event might be used to justify the use of tactical nuclear weapons against Iran.

Hey, do we think IRAN has burrowing mines for the beaches, dirt, sand? – I ask this because these mines could remain very deep until triggered to move to the surface, protecting them from engineer clearing vehicles, etc … you think the guys that have mastered hypersonics have mastered this?

Lindsey Graham says it’s like IWO JIMA …. okay … hold my beer …

ALSO, randomly: would you be surpised if BARRON TRUMP is an incest baby? Not Melanoma’s kid at all, but Barron’s MOM is his sister? (look at that TRUMP family tree, not a lot of branches)

AS AN ASIDE, TASK FORCE SMITH: https://www.thenmusa.org/task-force-smith-and-the-problem-with-readiness/

  • we shall keep playing pretend: the Iran War is an organic conflict and IS NOT connected to a deeper operation, I don’t believe this but I am entertaining the Iran War as some kind of sideshow at least worthy of observation even though I am still unawares of how real it is
  • Trump apparently keeps lying thinking people don’t get this, but people do
  • The more Trump lies about “talks” and the more he threatens but does nothing? – the more likely Iran decides to go full scale war, as simply a strategy to force Trump out of office
  • Israel is toast, in a matter of months even the “good Israelis” will pick up and move instead of experiencing daily death and horror … no one invests in a war zone (ask GAZA), Iran could go full scale war and wipe out Iran in days
  • Trump’s only rational move is to toss Israel under the bus
  • The only way the US could defeat Iran is to go full scale war: war economy, war taxes, and CONSCRIPTION. Now, maybe the FRAT BOIS be all “we can kick Iran’s but” in Sarasota or Palm Springs or Vegas, but reality is they will FLEE to CANADA before joining Papa Blumps Mad Crusade …

TRUMP and ISRAEL is LIKE …

Iran be like …

3 KILO SUNRISE:

Imagine the 3 kilo class Russian diesel-electric submarines have a very special mission, and this would explain the bellicose talk about invading Cuba and the previous attack on Venezuela; what if their mission was to deliver one or more EMP weapons above the USA when the war reaches a fever pitch and Trump is not backing down. Crazy, I know.

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MOAR ESCALATION …

IF IRAN targets Israeli desalinization, Israel will have few options left. The USA does not have the resources READY to do anything other than “TASK FORCE SMITH” or sacrificial force to rally the people behind the war. But no ground invasion of any significance could happen faster than 6 months (use Gulf War 1 as a guide).

Trump’s 48 hour ultimatum might signal the use of a nuke to generate an EMP over IRAN.

Perhaps this coincides with a nuclear strike on Tehran by Israel. How many nukes used is a question of how many nukes Israel wants in reserve – so probably 5-10 x 100KT bombs.

Al Jazeera: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/22/trump-issues-48-hour-hormuz-strait-ultimatum-threatens-iran-power-plants