“Fake wars don’t end, because they never really started in the first place.” – Dr. Freckles
I figured this out 6 years ago …
FUN-GAL?
MY TARTARIAN NAME
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260524_MY_TARTARIAN_NAME.mp3
I predicted this years ago, criminalize the homeless: https://www.kqed.org/news/12046259/how-grants-pass-ruling-affected-homeless-enforcement-in-california
Final Expense Roofing Remix: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28158
Imagine living in an AIDS DRUG commercial:
Beach Blanket Bonzo: https://nypost.com/2026/05/20/us-news/rhode-island-beach-chaos-leads-to-three-stabbed-11-arrested/
Tendy’s Fortunate Son: we’ll see …
DEAD EYED FREAK: https://kentuckylantern.com/2026/05/19/trump-endorsed-gallrein-wins-heated-northern-kentucky-republican-primary-against-incumbent-massie/
Tulsi Pulls the Rip Cord: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj2gkv1x1o
The Model:
Mellow Monday.
Taco Tuesday.
Freaky Friday (could be good, could be bad, wait till Monday).
Trump family is making BANK off this simple markov manipulation process.
My Tartarian Name: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28093
We need: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28176
I Don’t Care: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-iran-americans-finances-nuclear-weapons/
Bright-Siding w/ Art Berman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28081
Bluehost: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28076
Traitors!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28068
Chinese Population: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28062
Great White Shark Attack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28058
EVACUATE the BIG EASY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28054
SCREED ALERT (GTFO): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28034
MUD FLOOD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28020
Roving Gangs in the National Parks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28006
National Sabbath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27997
AMOK: https://cybernews.com/ai-news/ai-agents-experiment-emergence-world/
Slatfish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27981
You’re not shaking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28191
Panda Express:
PAPA BLUMP and his TRAITORS LIST …
Virus, Vaccine, One-child-policy, or something else?
If you follow me, all 6/7 of you, then you know I think a major catastrophe is upon us and the worst of it will begin this summer. You can think of it in banal terms as “global permafrost collapse”, but in reality that boring description hides a potential extinction level event. Best case scenario: we are heading towards Hot House Earth and large swaths of the planet will become uninhabitable very soon.
The PRC and its leadership have likely been aware of this for a long time, and IF the Covid/Vaccine campaigns were military psychological warfare then perhaps ONE of the purposes of this was to hide massive forced migration of Chinese citizens to climate safe zones in the deep south – S. America, New Zealand, Tasmania, Antarctica.
I guess we’ll find out soon.
EVACUATE!
THE PHONY WAR …
It’s a HOOT …
“A.I. ate my homework …”
Many START-UPs get issued choice insurance plans to cover many scenarios, to include events like this. I’d like to know the casino outcomes on this scenario … someone made money off of a fake startup. Or, they juiced it for the startup capital and left with a note saying “AI ate my homework”. We’ll see, looks crooked.
