"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Knowing the government? – the real value of the $1,000 baby awards in 18 years will be $500 (that’s if the kid is lucky). Probably more like $10.
“I don’t know how dumb MAGA is: giving a baby printed money that they can’t access for 18 years is not a gift to the baby, it’s a gift to the banks.” – Dr. Freckles
You thought the CRYPTO WOOCHIPPER or the BANANA ART SCAM or the HOME LOAN PYRAMID SCHEME WEIMAR WHEELBARROWS were brilliant?
Wait for it … this is a great way to build equity with pig vomit.
“The funds cannot be accessed until age 18.” – intriguing money printing opportunity …
No doubt companies will be created, much like annuity or reward access companies, that will PAY YOU a fixed amount for future payments. This will LAUNDER TRUMP’S bullshit money, allowing it to energize PIG VOMIT futures. And the DERIVATIVE PRODUCT overreach on this will be epic, we’re at the end.
Here we are:
GUN BOAT DIPLOMACY: https://diplomacy.state.gov/online-exhibits/diplomacy-is-our-mission/prosperity/gunboat-diplomacy/
BANANA WARS (1898-1934): https://allthatsinteresting.com/banana-wars
Albino Gorilla Meat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24529
“If you live in an empire, and the battles and wars start getting closer to home? – yeah, that’s not a good sign.” – Dr. Freckles
THINK LIBYA and NOT AFGHANISTAN (unless they need this war to be a wood chipper, then there’s gonna be a draft for the chipper).
Link: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5666603-cia-venezuela-drone-strike/
