Category: T-SHIRTS

For $40 you can have one of these t-shirts. Prices are subject to change based upon MAGA-MAN levels of oncoming inflation. Sizes and colors are as shown in each post. You email me the link to the t-shirt you want and the specific color choice, because some t-shirt designs are portrayed on more than one color scheme. Follow the instruction on the t-shirt post page for ordering. Good luck GRINKEN-MAN, WOAH-MAN! (boblimptock.com).

INSTRUCTIONS LINK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18726

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WHAT IS PERMAFROST?

Double Blue Ocean Event: https://arctic-news.blogspot.com/2026/04/double-blue-ocean-event-2026-2027.html

SUPER EL NINO:

Stealing from Peter to pay Paul …

Hail Leading Cause of property LOSS, ahead of Hurricanes …: https://www.insurancebusinessmag.com/us/news/catastrophe/hail-emerges-as-major-us-cat-loss-driver-cotality-report-569716.aspx

SKY QUAKES: https://www.sciencefocus.com/planet-earth/mystery-skyquakes-are-ripping-through-the-world-and-nobody-knows-why

FREE LIVING AMOEBAS: https://theconversation.com/why-are-scientists-calling-for-urgent-action-on-amoebas-274455

SCIENTISTS DETECT FOR THE “FIRST” TIME: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/04/260411084441.htm

Emperor Penguins at risk of extinction: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/09/mass-drowning-of-chicks-puts-emperor-penguins-at-risk-of-extinction

BLUE OCEAN EVENT in the ARCTIC (2027): https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/scientists-warn-of-a-blue-ocean-event-why-the-arctic-may-be-ice-free-by-2027/ar-AA20lgef

Use of Nukes to Cool the Earth:

PDF: https://planetarystatusreport.com/otherpdf/20110113_US20110005422A1.pdf

FLORIDA in DROUGHT … ???

A column of smoke says what?:

  1. Trump is NOT trolling the Iranians here.
  2. Trump is NOT revealing the method.
  3. TRUMP IS trolling the edge-lords and sheep dogs: that’s the troll.

(no one sees this)

ARCTIC FIRES: https://polarjournal.net/arctic-fires-as-a-climate-warning-signal/

Enormous slice of Alaskan permafrost is in collapse: https://www.the-express.com/news/science/203804/alaska-thawing-satellite-images

UPDATE 2026-4-1: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26669

BONUS QUESTION: What’s rapid, global, non-linear, discontinuous, and cascading permafrost collapse?

METHANE BURP HYPOTHESIS …

Large scale methane release

(spoiler: despite all the geoengineering bullshit, we’re warming FASTER this time … much faster … the oceans were accumulating 6 Hiroshima bombs per second 10 years ago … now it’s 14 per second … good luck)

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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: NAVY

VER 3: HEATHER FOREST

VER 4: HEATHER RASPBERRY

You think it’s JUST MAYBE a recession or hyper inflation or a depression or the collapse of the dollar or nuclear war … but it could be ALL OF THE ABOVE and WORSE … sorry, not sorry.

And then there’s this, and I’m thinking “LAST CALL FOR THE ANTARCTIC SAFE ZONE, FAKE YOUR DEATH OR DISAPPEARANCE WHILE YOU CAN!”