File under: I’m special … (sort of)
Would your boyfriend bang her?
TATTOO
Wipe your own ass …
Totally something I remember when I was a kid …
JAIL BAIT
We were wolves once …
“We were wolves once, now we are dogs.” – Dr. Freckles
Solipsism for breakfast?
“You are all the slaves of my perpetually exciting mind cave.” – Dr. Freckles
Baby in the microwave …
In the future …
“In the future, humans will genetically transform themselves into their spirit animals. We will trek back to nature, and we will be free again.” – Dr. Freckles