Most of the Irish …
“Most, if not all, of the Irish I know in America know more about being Jewish than being Irish: weird right?” – Dr. Freckles
Catturd …
Too many variables …
“When there are too many variables? – you gonna die.” – Dr. Freckles
Evil is a competition …
“You know why North Korea hates the State of Israel? – because EVIL is a competitive sport.” – Dr. Freckles
Tunnels and the ordinary …
“Ceteris paribus: tunnels usually don’t get built for ordinary things.” – Dr. Freckles
The world has been sullied …
“The world has been sullied by being un-Sully’d.” – Dr. Freckles
TRUMP’S FORMAL STATEMENT
You’ve made it …
