Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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“We’re gonna have a little meeting …”

***This is some weirdly vague and bizarre shit … hard to say what it means. But, if BOBLIMPTOCK is almost over? – could be another sign.

Detroit News: https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2025/09/25/hegseth-orders-rare-urgent-meeting-of-hundreds-of-generals-admirals/86348413007/

Blue Beam?

Times of India: https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/harvard-scientists-believe-an-alien-spacecraft-could-be-approaching-earth-soon-heres-why/articleshow/123347983.cms

Remember: it’s the JEWS that save us in Independence Day (1996) …

On The Menu:

  1. Prep for war with Russia or China or Both
  2. Prep brief for Venezuela invasion
  3. Prep for war with Iran
  4. A mass firing

Off the Menu:

  1. A mass killing of officers.
  2. It’s not really happening, cuz why would you make this public.
  3. Related to the alien ship bullshit (blue beam).
  4. A mass arrest of officers preparing to mutiny.
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HOW YA DOING?

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250925_HOW_YA_DOING.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Tendy’s A&W Style BBQ Fortune: “Something I lost I’m getting back?” (like my groove?)

Papa Blump’s Ukraine Promise: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23356

Dodo bird: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23352

YouTube is bringing back everyone’s banned channels but mine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23342

Tylenol: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23328

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Papa Blump said he’d stop the war day 1 … wow …

Aljazeera: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/9/24/russia-says-no-choice-but-war-after-trump-u-turn-on-ukraine

Cooling the Earth with nukes: https://patents.google.com/patent/US20110005422A1/en

We avoided a “blue ocean event” this year, probably because of geoengineering mainly, but the geoengineering is also reaching toxic levels: which means you’ll need the “covid” to come back, to explain all the respiratory deaths.

Any who, we avoided it this year: https://arctic-news.blogspot.com/2025/09/double-blue-ocean-event-2026-update.html