"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next up on stage BITCH.
WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.
METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.
METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.
Once again the skies over Port Angeles WA are trashed, off-blue, off-white, streaks of linear garbage suddenly appearing. Parallel line flight paths that create contrails at altitude that have regular gaps – as if something were being turned on and off.
A trashed sky.
We may want to believe the “TOP STORY” is Iran or Trump or Russia or China or Venezuela or AI or the MOON … but they are distractions, designed and engineered and spread by a distraction machine.
The real news is coming soon.
Once again
we've won the war,
sterile words
for keeping score.
A crazy man
screaming into the night
running from the fight
while he was young,
but now he calls
on new flowers and leaves
to grab their guns
and come have fun
killing someone
they'll never see.
Moms and dads
wave goodbye
as MAGA cheers
block the sun,
Soldiers strong
breathe a sigh
into this storm
"we've been slung".
Bodies arrive
letters are sent
excuses abound
as to why
they are bent,
burnt ash black and red
white skin dread
absent of sound.
For finally
it is quiet
for the soldier
and his fam,
and the old
orange king
plans his final
GRAND SLAM!
"THE WAR
is now over"
the mad mango yells,
"we've won the war
once again"
the shaking hands
tell.
And again
we win again
victory every
single day,
in the shadows
as generals play
the soldiers die
are left behind
in the streets
in the hospitals
and with grand
memory
we shall forget
once more
even though
the spray-tanned whore sings
we know
they know
that we've not won
anything.
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260326_F_THE_IRS.mp3
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Other topics:
“… like the COVID” … almost like Putin is telling us this is a bullshit op too.
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260326_JUST_LIKE_IWO_JIMA.mp3
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MOAR 48 HOUR DEADLINES INCOMING AS WE PASS TOMORROW’S DEADLINE …
THERE IS ONLY ONE REASON TO LAUNCH AN ILL PREPARED GROUND ASSAULT ON IRAN: because Trump and his advisors believe this will create a false impetus or fabricated casus belli for escalation and a draft. He will use the corpses to justify more corpses. I don’t think this can work, not really, without tearing the USA to pieces, but that doesn’t mean he won’t try – it’s for the CHOSENITES of course. The same event might be used to justify the use of tactical nuclear weapons against Iran.
Hey, do we think IRAN has burrowing mines for the beaches, dirt, sand? – I ask this because these mines could remain very deep until triggered to move to the surface, protecting them from engineer clearing vehicles, etc … you think the guys that have mastered hypersonics have mastered this?
Lindsey Graham says it’s like IWO JIMA …. okay … hold my beer …
ALSO, randomly: would you be surpised if BARRON TRUMP is an incest baby? Not Melanoma’s kid at all, but Barron’s MOM is his sister? (look at that TRUMP family tree, not a lot of branches)
AS AN ASIDE, TASK FORCE SMITH: https://www.thenmusa.org/task-force-smith-and-the-problem-with-readiness/
TRUMP and ISRAEL is LIKE …
Iran be like …
3 KILO SUNRISE:
Imagine the 3 kilo class Russian diesel-electric submarines have a very special mission, and this would explain the bellicose talk about invading Cuba and the previous attack on Venezuela; what if their mission was to deliver one or more EMP weapons above the USA when the war reaches a fever pitch and Trump is not backing down. Crazy, I know.
Go back in time 18 years …
“Lucy, it’s happening again …”
Here’s what the master of analogies doesn’t say: the TINDER ACCUMULATES because the forest microbiome is DEAD … (he leaves that shit out in his comparison)
