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THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next up on stage BITCH.
WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.
METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.
METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.
“The emotion that blocks communication leads to extermination.” – Dr. Freckles
“Hate ages you, love gives you crabs.” – Dr. Freckles
“U.S. Presidents: they either all sucked or were caretakers between sucking.” – Dr. Freckles
“Can you be censored if no one knows you exist?” – Dr. Freckles
“Consequences cannot be avoided; they show up now, or later.” – Dr. Freckles

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Cope porn: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29907
Thriving on lies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29904
Weird right?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29901
Strait America: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29893
Stealing water: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29889
Rely on yourself: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29883
OMEGA FORCE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29824
Rabies bat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29860
2030 or Never: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29856
No soup for you: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29852
Beating up prisoners (yawn): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29848
Colombia, earthquake!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29845
Cats: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29820
Hickory smoked shit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29811
Barely visible: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29796
Stress, trauma, memory: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29792
Burrito Master: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29766
“I’m here for the cope porn, that’s it.” – Dr. Freckles
“The edge-lords THRIVE in an age of LIES.” – Dr. Freckles