Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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VERN BURTON: FAMOUS FOR BADMINTON (Port Angeles, WA)

VERN BURTON: https://www.worldbadminton.com/museum/USA/People/VernBurton/

  1. Most of the links (for Vern) will be to Peninsula Daily News (local PAY WALL news). It’s weird for local newspapers to have paywalls, unless they desire no money from advertising.
  2. Or the links are to the CENTER, the building.
  3. It took some digging to find anything concrete about the GUY that made Port Angeles a MECCA for Badminton.

1973, Vern Burton is named Port Angeles Man of the Year … weird so few know who this guy is/was. Same year he retires, same year of the Yom Kippur War … random.

VERN BURTON CENTER: https://www.cityofpa.us/facilities/facility/details/vernburtoncommunitycenter-26

History of Badminton: https://www.mbbadmintonclub.com/wp-content/uploads/History-of-Badminton-USA-1.pdf

“Badminton has a rich history in the United States. The first badminton club in this country, the Badminton Club of New York, was formed in 1878 and became a weekend meeting place for New York’s society leaders.”

1956: Hungarian Revolution / Suez Crisis

1962: Cuban Missile Crisis

1973: Yom Kippur War

1979: Iranian Hostage Crisis, second oil shock of the 70’s

1981: Reagan Assassination

2019: KARY MULLIS DIES (connect to AGILENT and “STAN”)

KARY MULLIS: “Anyone can test positive for practically anything with a PCR test, if you run it long enough with PCR if you do it well, you can find almost anything in anybody. It doesn’t tell you that you’re sick.”

2023: HEART of BOBLIMPTOCK

BEST PHOTO I COULD FIND for MR FAMOUS BADMINTON:

NOT Vern Burton: https://www.vernburton.com/about/

MUNICH 1972: https://usabadminton.org/about/history/#:~:text=Though%20there%20was%20a%20drop%20in%20U.S.%20badminton%20popularity%2C%20the%20sport%20was%20demonstrated%20at%20the%201972%20Olympics%20Games%20in%20Munich.

Also, 1972: https://www.britannica.com/event/Munich-Massacre

Do this:

  1. Open up a browser.
  2. Go into “incognito” mode.
  3. Type in (with double quotes around it) “Vern Burton Badminton” … see what the results are.
  4. Then just type Vern Burton Port Angeles: tell me, what do you see more of? – the “center” or the person?

LINK: https://usabadminton.org/

BADMINTON A SPOOK TRAINING HANGOUT?: https://www.mdpi.com/2075-4663/11/2/35

“STAN BISCHOF” of WORLDBADMINTON.COM

STAFF of: https://usabadminton.org/about/staff-leadership/staff/

(I bet you are PAYPAL)

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COCAINE BEAR!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221202_COCAINE_BEAR.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

Cocaine Bear …

Link: https://ew.com/movies/cocaine-bear-true-story-explained/

If I had a flag?

It would show a black bear, sitting down, leaning over a big plate of Colombian yayo …

With a nice sprinkling of cocaine on his big black nose …

Motto underneath: “I’ll get to you next …”

BTW: Cocaine Bear is my spirit animal …

Ye …

Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d3av3/kanye-west-says-he-likes-hitler-alex-jones

In military psychological warfare terms:

The “Kanye Hitler” event is “popping smoke” … more noise … more designer-confusion …

(just ignore the pillars of smoke in the distance …)

Great Things Hitler Did:

  1. Volkswagen
  2. Interstate Highways
  3. High speed rail
  4. Space travel
  5. Jet engines
  6. Really stylish outfits (Hugo Boss)
  7. He HATED RUSSIANS, and that’s a thing Americans get into now …
  8. He did some other stuff …

Daily prophecy …

They will call you LORD DRIG and you will own the lands of the ancient FROOG FOLK, not far from Chicago … you will have 44 hooker wives, all of them unbustulated and splayed out on a giant bed made of gravy and diamonds. Many will fight for you, many will lay slain in the snow.

In the age of Nordic hustlers carrying old spade tire irons, your name will be written on the STARS. The 9 hectarian-loog bitches will make you their man-king. Your schlinctus will be cleaned by putty-elves and your heart will be replaced with rookery. And no god will rule you.

Once the NEW AGE begins, the Trojans will lay scattered as fallen soldiers, covered in yellow grease and dried blood. Your community will elect a gill-witch as LEADER, and then declare all rumptuous blessings and fiery hot bonus shots. The TOOG will relent when the sky weeps.

If you have the courage to travel to the RED PLANET you could become a GOMBO-KING. You could rule many acres on the slopes of Olympus Mons, you could raise scuttle-rat and feed on brinctus-slurry. Your name could be Hlebuus and your woman will have incurable genital crabs.

Qourgon-Xled, the last of the geevers, would sit upon his throne in sector 54. He was a LORD of MARS, ruler of the red sands and the hooker lands. He mined cleavage-oils near the great lamprey sea, he wrestled turly-gators in the Swamps of Gatmos. His eyes were dark blue.