"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Category: METASTOPIAN
THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next up on stage BITCH.
WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.
METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.
METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.
One of the first things they teach you in any historiography class is that you need MORE than one witness to even attempt to validate an event. More than one witness plus physical evidence and a scientifically based interpretation: that’s when you get CLOSE to what happened. But the past, is an entropic soup, it probably doesn’t exist any more than the future. The past falls apart, no matter how many primary sources you have.
Does this mean history has no value? – no, it just means history is not God.
In the world of Loftus, the “eye witness” is no longer validated.
This applies equally well to human memory: we should respect human memory, individually and collectively, but we must also be skeptical and ask questions – unless it’s against the law, like in Germany, IYKYK.
Fun fact: Loftus wouldn’t take the “concentration camp guard” case … because it was repugnant … defending Ted Bundy was okay … and then there’s this.