Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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Bunyip

*** Somehow this image brings me comfort …

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250903_BUNYIP.mp3

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The Military and Brainwashing (the cognitive dissonance machine):

Luckiest Man:

FASTING:

Bunyip: https://www.britannica.com/topic/bunyip

Cassowary: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-01/cassowary-attack-far-north-queensland/105121362

Dead Raccoon Dogs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23171

New Mind Fury T-Shirt: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23156

Alligator Alcatraz Madness: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23152

Snuff Flicks:

Link: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-dies-livestream-jean-pormanove-raphael-graven-france/

Link: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/influencer-killed-livestream-valeria-marquez-fear-mexico-prosecutors/

Can’t/Won’t LIVE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23186

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MANITIZER

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250831_MANITIZER.mp3

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WHEN I WAS A KID: remember LOGGER pops and MANITIZER?

NOPE: https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/love-sex/if-your-partner-is-asking-you-to-do-these-10-things-it-s-time-to-leave/ar-AA1s2uvo?ocid=socialshare

WHAT IS WWW CURATION:

“Eliminating”

Emails and HTTPS responses simply never succeed.

HOLY LAND: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23101

ABOVE THE LAW: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23097

Post Scarcity: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23087

Remember When: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23078

The joke: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23061

REGRETS and Time Travel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23110

Did it happen: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23114

Zero Tolerance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23120

Goldilocks Zone: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23128

Love and Dynamite: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23124

Many Names: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23145