"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Category: METASTOPIAN
THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next up on stage BITCH.
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METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.
METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.
I told you POPPING SMOKE would be entertaining, more GEORGE-FLOYD style street games, threats of NEW VIRUSES with even WORSE EFFECTS on people over the age of 80 years old.
When that crude McPoyle took his shot? – that was the flare going up “GRINKEN TIME IS NEAR! MONTHS AWAY!”
I started writing a book after my divorce called “HONEYMOON”, and it was based on the premise that the People’s Republic of China, working with the US CIA, could capture the state of Alaska. I wish I’d finished it, too late now …
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Sadly, or not so sadly, the unfinished first draft is lost …
It may end up IRONY that Trump’s bluster about GREENLAND and CANADA might end up leading to not just WW3 (with it beginning in the Iran conflict) but also the loss of Alaska and with Russia taking Greenland.
Yes, this is madness: a lot like the Iran war, crazy.
Also, this would be a great backup plan for Israel – especially if they turned to China, Russia, or both, in a last ditch attempt at survival. Israel has the crown jewels of US intelligence, imagine the BOON for Russia or China.
Here’s how it plays out:
Economic recession leads to depression in 6 months.
Food production collapses by 40%.
The world screams for help against the Israeli/US madness.
NATO dissolves.
China and Russian coordinate a first strike decapitation nuke launch after learning that the US has been unable to refurbish their thermonuclear weapons in 30 years, meaning the US deterrent is 1/1000th what we claim.
China and Russia launch a first strike.
Russian and Chinese forces take Guam, Okinawa, Hawaii, Alaska and Greenland.
The US government collapses and is replaced with a “peace” government.
The Russians and Chinese keep Greenland and Alaska, respectively and the war ends.
The US empire is over.
Israel barely survives by providing intel to the Russians and Chinese.
There you go bright siders ….
WOLVERINES!
KEEP IN MIND: in this scenario ISRAEL stabs US in the back (totally out of character). Remember the USS LIBERTY.