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THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

December 1, 2025December 1, 2025

GRINKEN MAN

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/11/29/us-news/wannabe-influencer-goes-viral-for-doling-out-massive-machetes-to-homeless-people-in-austin-and-new-orleans/

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December 1, 2025April 27, 2026

YOU CUNT … you are so “strong” …

I met a strong bitch once
proud and gray
eyes fractured
mind astray
claiming that her snatch
would save the world
one day

Prancing about
in thrall of farce
pretense of teacher
educator
philosopher of loss
victim of petty grifts
mother of needful things

Children upset about CREDIT
a song they sing
of leases
and homes
and the gloaming
not too far off
"SHE'S SO STRONG"
the drunk cowboy exclaimed
as she leans away
from all the blame

A teller of lies
a vagina so BRAVE
covered in scars and memories
a 90's RAVE that never ended
as she slunks off
to her trough
to take one last gulp
as a slave

You can't miss it
not at all
after the fall
the trees weep
the Meryl Streep journey
the Oscar goes to
the strongest
dankest
darkest and most barred
vagina in the world

ONE
STRONG
FRAGRANT
CUNT