Again: I’m playing “this lesser catastrophe is real” game … I won’t be playing that game after the Blue Ocean Event Summer 2026 … but for now.
WEIRD FIREBALLS OVER TEXAS!
I cannot verify this story, I’m not sure I know anyone that can.
BTW: Iran does have the ability to launch satellites, which defacto means they have the ability to build an ICBM. Of course, the IRBM they used against Diego Garcia (ostensibly) is not one of these.
What do you want to believe?
TRAUMA MONKEYS and LESSER CATASTROPHES abound.
BTW: during the “popping smoke” phase which started in July 2024, the random disappearances and suicides, etc, will appear a lot less random. It’s like people are bugging out.

SATUR-DOOM AFTERNOON!

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Just some ranting about shit …
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/live/UYOmh70atpM?si=GCXBwFbt60hyimob
“A half 4th cousin seven times removed …”
THIS is my mother-uncle-brother-cousin …
Biographical summary: https://www.britannica.com/biography/Elbridge-Gerry

The Current Flow
The current flow
from OLD STEVE TOWN,
burning brown and underway,
a self undone and thrown,
as Heidegger would say.
And when this world
is swallowed whole,
and the great dragon
makes his stay,
you’ll be living
with wormwood horns
and cursing every day.
There is nothing left
for urchin toad,
because this ABODE
is going away.
Take down your flags.
Discard your rags.
Pack your bags.
Be ready for the fray!
If in the night,
your screams are heard,
you can hide
under the clay,
but many forms,
ugly and old,
will find you,
anyways ...
The fakers in danger? (probably not)
The OHIO RIVER VALLEY is flashing red with drought, and this summer is going to be a COOKER. It could be the first of the “long hot summers” that could push the world into famine and potentially worse.
I have a faker cop from VEGAS who doesn’t know where the Denny’s is … told him to leave 6 years ago – good luck putting your house up for sale this summer.
There are fakers in OHIO on various “projects” of off the grid living: in the heart of the epic toxic sky writer deluge, and now a likely victim of rapidly building drought scenarios. Or maybe not, because they’re FAKE, manufactured, paid for, FEDs. And it is an aspect of my absurd existence that I often provide useful advice to those paid to troll and demonize and stalk me.
Are these people real? – I’ve been permanently kicked off every major social media platform, and I am probably close to being banned from YouTube again. I will never know, if I’m right it doesn’t fucking matter. My “best case” scenario is most people’s worst case, and I think my worst case is more likely now.
Are there “old anarchist friends” working farms in the Ohio Valley?
(you tell me feds)
SATUR-DOOM (DAN) MORNING!

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*** The first article I read, the “space” article, doesn’t show up – there’s a black screen. This only happens with certain websites. From now on I will simply screenshot articles so I can trick the censors and blockers.
- Iran
- News
- Global rapid permafrost collapse
- Venus Syndrome
- Moon
WE’RE GOING TO THE MOON! (again)
Talking with Justin!

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We caught up with Justin, talked the world, life, and radio.
RAD ENGINEERING: https://radengineering.tech/
Justin’s YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@quickstarthamradio8453


