Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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LENNY HAS LOST IT!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260419_LENNY_HAS_LOST_IT.mp3

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No More Mr. Nice Guy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27366

Monkey Man Texas Jake: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27322

Your Cat is food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27361

Slow Down: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27318

Winning: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27310

The War: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27307

Strait of Hormuz or your colon: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27303

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NUCLEAR DUST

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260418_NUCLEAR_DUST.mp3

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Bitch Fight: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27277

Gully: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27274

Schrodinger’s Strait: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27249

Trump’s Mentor: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27259

The Heart: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27236

Weapons of War: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27228

CROMWELL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27297