Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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PEPSI CHALLENGE! (48 hours)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260322_PEPSI_CHALLENGE.mp3

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One of the side effects of Israel’s destruction of GAZA is that NO ONE believes the Zionist state and NO ONE feels sympathy for them. Iranians, who might have rebelled against Tehran saw GAZA, saw how they were treated, and recognize that they will be treated the same. Iranians will fight until the last bullet and baby, Israel better be prepared to do the same.

Trump has ONLY ONE option that allows him to save his presidency, avoid WW3, and open up the STRAIT: TOSS ISRAEL UNDER THE BUS!

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Conjecture: IRAN-WAR as means to shut down or limit shipping and air travel …

  1. If a BLUE OCEAN EVENT is immanent, then MAJOR ERUPTIONS of methane in the ARCTIC and in other places is nearing.
  2. Some of the methane plumes that get triggered will creep into the great circle airline path and many shipping lanes.
  3. At some point coastal methane is triggered, this is because their temperature/pressure stability zone becomes unstable. Think real explanation for Bermuda Triangle and what happens to a ship if the water column’s density drops by 90%. This applies to aircraft as well.
  4. If we are living through rapid global permafrost collapse, arguably some of the most ancient is the fire ice, clathrate, methane and water bonded structures that could rapidly change the world forever.
  5. So yeah, you won’t want to be flying or going by ship if this starts happening. It won’t be everywhere, but it will make the seas, and the skies, more dangerous.
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WEIRD FIREBALLS OVER TEXAS!

I cannot verify this story, I’m not sure I know anyone that can.

BTW: Iran does have the ability to launch satellites, which defacto means they have the ability to build an ICBM. Of course, the IRBM they used against Diego Garcia (ostensibly) is not one of these.

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The Current Flow

The current flow
from OLD STEVE TOWN,
burning brown and underway,
a self undone and thrown,
as Heidegger would say.

And when this world
is swallowed whole, 
and the great dragon 
makes his stay, 
you’ll be living 
with wormwood horns 
and cursing every day.

There is nothing left 
for urchin toad, 
because this ABODE 
is going away.

Take down your flags.
Discard your rags.
Pack your bags.
Be ready for the fray!

If in the night,
your screams are heard,
you can hide
under the clay,
but many forms,
ugly and old,
will find you,
anyways ...