Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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LOACH

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260625_LOACH.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

THE LOACH: https://www.fishkeeper.co.uk/fish/freshwater/sharks-loaches

From a listener, who lives in Patagonia, Chile, South America. He is a fisherman who lives near the sea and spends his days hunting ocean going hippo ... he has a zesty wife and lives a zesty life ... this is a story from our friend down south who has an aquarium:

Ssssssssss loaching. The meanest fish I ever had in a fish tank was a loach....nasty little bastard.

He hid inside a little toy castle, and any fish that swam by he would dart his head out and tear a piece of their fin off.....that was just the start of the tank wars .....in the end all that was left was the plecostomus and one crafty crab who had taken over the loaches former home and barricaded himself in the back surround by dead fish and crab parts....truly horrific what went down in that tank.....

*** WHATEVER

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SLENDERMAN: Library Volunteer

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260624_SLENDERMAN.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

UPDATES:

  1. still looking for work
  2. shit still looks too fucked up to talk about
  3. I think I met SLENDERMAN at the Library
  4. I am accepting donations again, fuck it … I suck …
  5. I want to figure out a way to sell my t-shirts

To fight back against SLENDERMAN, hang an egg carton outside …

Alan Greenspan is DEAD (Hamburger is no longer STEAK): https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/alan-greenspan-economist-longtime-head-federal-reserve-dies-100-rcna42286

DDDD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28732

EBOLA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28729

HEAT DEATH: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28725

ALBANIA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28720

HIKIKOMORI: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28703