Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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HAPPY GROMULAK DAY!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251127_HAPPY_GROMULAK_DAY.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

MAGA CONSISTENCY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24005

WWWS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24001

Permafrost Collapse: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23995

MAGA PRIORITIES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23990

New Best Friend: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23976

sCO2 vs WATER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24015

New Clouds of 2017:

WHICH: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24031

NON EUCLIDEAN EPHEMERA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24028

Crossing the Street: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24025

The Bibi Files (2025):

*** The first SOVIETOLOGICAL question: WHY THE FUCK AM I SEEING THIS?

*** I liked the documentary, but I simply don’t see this sort of thing the same way I used to. Currently, the State of Israel, Jewish people, Zionists et al have a public relations problem. THEY need you to believe there are “good Israelis”, just as the cops need you to believe there are “good cops”. But the good cops watch the bad cops do terrible shit and pretty much never stop it, same thing applies for Israelis, Zionists, Jewish people, et al. It’s just as likely as NOT that Netanyahoo is being set up as the burnt offering.

“Netanyahoo is Israel’s ‘Madoff’.” – Dr. Freckles

*** So you know, the “police interviews” looked choreographed to me, you can almost see the “rubber cones”.

FYI: the documentary (or morality tale) ends with reflections on 10/7 and one from a young woman. Whether the story be true or false, the documentary film maker represents the young woman’s testimony as “true” when compared to the EVIL Netanyahus.

(bad apple theories are beloved by corrupt systems)

“Just some bad apples.”

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WHICH???

“Which came first, the chicken or the egg? – all I can say is I remember my mom yelling at me first, because I was chasing chickens across the road.” – Dr. Freckles

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What’s the silent part SOVIETOLOGISTS?

If we’re entering a new climate regime, “Hot House Earth”? – then traditional heat exchange methods for nuclear reactors will fail. Try keeping a boiling water reactor under control when the EXTERNAL SOURCE water temperature >100F or there are changes in sea level and water flow (for river sources).

*** WHAT IS HEAT EXCHANGE?

Link: https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3333982/nuclear-tech-milestone-chinas-supercritical-steam-free-generator-connects-grid

SMR’S will not save us: https://blog.ucs.org/edwin-lyman/five-things-the-nuclear-bros-dont-want-you-to-know-about-small-modular-reactors/

“To date, 1.5 percent of all nuclear power plants ever built have melted down to some degree. Meltdowns have been either catastrophic (Chernobyl, Ukraine in 1986; three reactors at Fukushima Dai-ichi, Japan in 2011) or damaging (Three-Mile Island in 1979; Saint-Laurent France in 1980).”

“So far, most production cuts are due to warming waters—not just in the Rhône and Garonne, but in places like the Tennessee River in the US, and in the coastal seas where many more plants are sited. In recent years, nuclear plants across Northern Europe have been forced to shut down or reduce output because seawater became too warm to safely cool the reactor cores. Over the past decade, the Millstone power plant in Connecticut saw a series of shutdowns on hot summer days until regulators raised the temperature limit of its cooling waters by 5 degrees Fahrenheit.”

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SEA ICE EXTENT vs THICKNESS (and the problem of multi-year ice)

“Indeed, after Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in 2022, Western economic sanctions intensified, significantly reducing ship traffic through Russian waters.”

It’s random and funny how the Ukraine “WAR” has put a CONE OF SILENCE on the Arctic Sea since 2022, add in COVID? – since 2020 … Right around the time Igor P. Semiletov said “FUCK” (2019) as he was perusing the methane plumes in the Arctic Sea.

Link: https://www.newsweek.com/methane-boiling-sea-discovered-siberia-1463766

And then there’s this weird website: https://www.itistheend.com/