Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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What if it is a simulation?

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260219_WHAT_IF_IT_IS_A_SIMULATION.mp3

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TED was AHEAD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25452

For your dietary consideration: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25448

The most dangerous person you know: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25434

The op is worse: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25431

They: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25394

The dead internet: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25384

If this is a simulation?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=25437