Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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CROATOAN!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250818_CROATOAN.mp3

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On August 18, 1590, a pivotal and mysterious event occurred in American history. Governor John White returned to Roanoke Island after a lengthy trip to England, only to find that the colony he had left behind three years earlier had vanished without a trace. This day marks the continued enigma of the “Lost Colony” of Roanoke.

Link: https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/august-18/roanoke-colony-deserted

Updates:

  1. job interview tomorrow
  2. it’s not really a financial emergency
  3. I do have some bills due soon, one tomorrow, that I can’t pay … about 100 bucks worth total
  4. can’t lie, I could be smarter with my money right now

Pull It: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22730

Blue Host Special: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22733

DEAR ABBY: https://nypost.com/2025/08/16/lifestyle/dear-abby-how-do-i-tell-my-daughter-that-im-not-her-biological-father

(remember the thing about the methane detection satellite): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22783

Wheel of Cheese: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22778

Trout wants to attack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22766

THRIVE with enemies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22763

GLOCK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22760

That last chance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22863

Give the dog the keys: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22859

WTAF: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22854

Our best ally: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22850

FA/FO: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22841

Schindler’s Tavern: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22800

Reality: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22879

RACE WAR or CIVIL WAR or STREET to STREET, HOUSE to HOUSE Disintegration?