"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next up on stage BITCH.
WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.
METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.
METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.
be wary of the “menu” providers …
they’ll give you two options, maybe 5 …. but never 6
there will always be something curious in the kitchen, but they’ll hire a belly dancer to distract you
ORDER OFF THE MENU when it comes to the flood of propaganda/psyop bullshit
“I don’t hate people because of where they’re from, but sometimes I hate people because of WHERE they’re GOING.” – Dr. Freckles
“I am CRAZY about customer satisfaction, you have no idea what I mean but your mom does.” – Dr. Freckles
*** This is how the world ends, not with a BANG … but with a MEOW.
“There are GANGS PENDING in the satiated eyes of your WALMART neighbor.” – Dr. Freckles
“I had 10 big thoughts today, and 340 of them were paranoid.” – Dr. Freckles
“The darkest place a philosopher finds is this: The universe is a farce. I am the only ‘I AM’ that exists here, I am truly alone. The only other creature is the PUPPET MASTER of this fake realm and all HIS fake puppets and stage craft, and whatever IT feels, the architect? – it is not love. And then you sense it’s worse.”
– Dr. Freckles
