Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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It’s so over …

Knowing the government? – the real value of the $1,000 baby awards in 18 years will be $500 (that’s if the kid is lucky). Probably more like $10.

“I don’t know how dumb MAGA is: giving a baby printed money that they can’t access for 18 years is not a gift to the baby, it’s a gift to the banks.” – Dr. Freckles

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A new way to print money, short term, with limited inflationary effect … (kind of brilliant, if you’re evil)

You thought the CRYPTO WOOCHIPPER or the BANANA ART SCAM or the HOME LOAN PYRAMID SCHEME WEIMAR WHEELBARROWS were brilliant?

Wait for it … this is a great way to build equity with pig vomit.

“The funds cannot be accessed until age 18.” – intriguing money printing opportunity …

No doubt companies will be created, much like annuity or reward access companies, that will PAY YOU a fixed amount for future payments. This will LAUNDER TRUMP’S bullshit money, allowing it to energize PIG VOMIT futures. And the DERIVATIVE PRODUCT overreach on this will be epic, we’re at the end.

Link: https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/newborns-are-getting-1000-trump-accounts-are-you-eligible/3882249/

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What is PERMAFROST COLLAPSE? (continued)

BTW: the propagandists prefer “permafrost degradation” to “permafrost collapse” because it makes the process seem gradual, linear, not catastrophic or discontinuous. Of course this is bullshit, but it makes people feel better.

For every collapsed mountain we know about? – my guess is governments are covering up 10 others. Until they can’t …

World’s Mountain Ranges Are Warming FAST: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/01/260120000259.htm

… and Alaska, more recently …