Matthew 24:15-21

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next up on stage BITCH.
WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.
METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.
METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.
Matthew 24:15-21


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One of the side effects of Israel’s destruction of GAZA is that NO ONE believes the Zionist state and NO ONE feels sympathy for them. Iranians, who might have rebelled against Tehran saw GAZA, saw how they were treated, and recognize that they will be treated the same. Iranians will fight until the last bullet and baby, Israel better be prepared to do the same.
Trump has ONLY ONE option that allows him to save his presidency, avoid WW3, and open up the STRAIT: TOSS ISRAEL UNDER THE BUS!


Again: I’m playing “this lesser catastrophe is real” game … I won’t be playing that game after the Blue Ocean Event Summer 2026 … but for now.
I cannot verify this story, I’m not sure I know anyone that can.
BTW: Iran does have the ability to launch satellites, which defacto means they have the ability to build an ICBM. Of course, the IRBM they used against Diego Garcia (ostensibly) is not one of these.
TRAUMA MONKEYS and LESSER CATASTROPHES abound.
BTW: during the “popping smoke” phase which started in July 2024, the random disappearances and suicides, etc, will appear a lot less random. It’s like people are bugging out.


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Just some ranting about shit …
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THIS is my mother-uncle-brother-cousin …
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The current flow
from OLD STEVE TOWN,
burning brown and underway,
a self undone and thrown,
as Heidegger would say.
And when this world
is swallowed whole,
and the great dragon
makes his stay,
you’ll be living
with wormwood horns
and cursing every day.
There is nothing left
for urchin toad,
because this ABODE
is going away.
Take down your flags.
Discard your rags.
Pack your bags.
Be ready for the fray!
If in the night,
your screams are heard,
you can hide
under the clay,
but many forms,
ugly and old,
will find you,
anyways ...
The OHIO RIVER VALLEY is flashing red with drought, and this summer is going to be a COOKER. It could be the first of the “long hot summers” that could push the world into famine and potentially worse.
I have a faker cop from VEGAS who doesn’t know where the Denny’s is … told him to leave 6 years ago – good luck putting your house up for sale this summer.
There are fakers in OHIO on various “projects” of off the grid living: in the heart of the epic toxic sky writer deluge, and now a likely victim of rapidly building drought scenarios. Or maybe not, because they’re FAKE, manufactured, paid for, FEDs. And it is an aspect of my absurd existence that I often provide useful advice to those paid to troll and demonize and stalk me.
Are these people real? – I’ve been permanently kicked off every major social media platform, and I am probably close to being banned from YouTube again. I will never know, if I’m right it doesn’t fucking matter. My “best case” scenario is most people’s worst case, and I think my worst case is more likely now.
Are there “old anarchist friends” working farms in the Ohio Valley?
(you tell me feds)