Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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“A.I. ate my homework …”

Many START-UPs get issued choice insurance plans to cover many scenarios, to include events like this. I’d like to know the casino outcomes on this scenario … someone made money off of a fake startup. Or, they juiced it for the startup capital and left with a note saying “AI ate my homework”. We’ll see, looks crooked.

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IRANIAN TANK TOPS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260428_IRANIAN_TANK_TOPS.mp3

IRANIAN TANK TOPS:

Link: https://www.turkiyetoday.com/business/iran-stashing-unsold-oil-in-derelict-tanks-as-us-blockade-cuts-exports-3218949

FALKLAND ISLANDS (revisited): https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/what-know-about-falkland-islands-us-considers-reassessing-position-2026-04-24/

SHORAD NEGLIGENCE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27655

DEAR BEZOS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27648

Iran’s Weather Change: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27644

EMAIL ME AND SAY HI: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27604

What we know of the past: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27595

Worse than covid: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27591

Evacuate: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27579

20 RIBEYES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27571