Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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SAVE US PAPA BLUMP!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251106_SAVE_US_PAPA_BLUMP.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Can Papa Blump save A.I.?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23753

Can Papa Blump stop the GLITCHING?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23750

Did Papa Blump scare my woman away?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23739

Will Papa Blump stop the ravages of MONKEY HERPES?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23735

Does Papa Blump Sanctify the dead?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23732

Will Papa Blump restore free speech for Dan?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23728

Can Papa Blump give Scott Adams eternal life?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23724

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TOO MUCH CANDY!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251102_TOO_MUCH_CANDY.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Of Melissa: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23715

Not a ballroom: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23711

Dane: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23707

Bill Gates: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23703

Not an asset: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23700

A.I. BUBBLE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23691

Uninsurable: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23687

Clumpy Fusion: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23684