Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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UNINSURABLE: the fat canary in the coalmine sing-a-long …

Here are some good markers of immanent collapse:

  1. price of healthy animal protein (eggs, chicken, beef, pork, fish, etc). Price spikes and shortages won’t be pretty.
  2. price of diesel fuel (the world economy runs on diesel). this has an impact on everything else, to include number 1 above.
  3. and whether or not an insurance company will INSURE you.

Link: https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/08/climate-insurers-are-worried-the-world-could-soon-become-uninsurable-.html

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SOME FREE CANDY!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251031_SOME_FREE_CANDY.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

I have some good news:

My brother and I found a place, we move in tomorrow.

  • no detectable meth lab
  • no apparent sink hole problem
  • no MIASMA wave that causes your eyes to burn
  • no weirdo that accuses you of “purposely being rude” (which is nice)

There’s a dog that’s nice, a golden retriever …

There’s a well tended landscape, with a nice view …

The house comes furnished.

The owners might not be cannibals …

This is great, great and good news!

I did pray yesterday, I’m hoping it’s connected.

So, SOME free candy?

Happy Halloween you PAGAN SATANISTS!

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NO FREE CANDY!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251030_NO_FREE_CANDY.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Don’t rent from ass: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23660

Nuclear Weapons Testing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23656

Monkey herpes continues: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23652

EBT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23645

Oregon Trail: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23638

Just me: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23631

Don’t disturb: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23617

A simulation: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23614

No free candy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23611

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What’s the real story?

  • this is not about ideology, Trump is a big old commie when it comes to his friends
  • a typical TRUMP move would be NOT to do this, he’d rather go into debt than piss off the poors
  • “experts” and influencers tell the poors to buy shelf stable foods, the very foods that are bad for you
  • many US service people are on EBT, many … many

However: if you are worried about rapid out of control food price increases? – then yeah, you probably want to cut off the poors first.

Georgia: https://www.wtoc.com/2025/10/24/georgia-ebt-cards-will-stop-working-nov-1-if-government-shutdown-continues/

Active Duty: https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2024/09/24/food-insecurity-among-military-families-unacceptable-advocates-say/

Veterans: