Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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The Experiment

Port Angeles, Washington, is chuck full of secrets, dark alleys, sinkholes and hidden shame. It’s a place where the buried “treasure” is the truth, perhaps the truth about an indigenous settlement that’s below the foundation of a Mill or concealed by the neglect of new caretakers. Whatever the source, the story remains the same: we deal in night honesty and dark conversation here, go away if you want Saturday morning avocado toast chit-chat.

This will be a series of stories hidden from the light, and hopefully when you see them you can incorporate their fears and torments and love. Maybe we get stuck in the sunken town, underground Port Angeles and maybe we get the blackest mold infection from the tour and maybe we don’t care because we live here.

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VENEZUELA

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251230_VENEZUELA.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Battles get closer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24480

NOW VENEZUELA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24476

GROK A.I.: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24470

DEPRESSION SHAMING: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24459

There’s a Rumor: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24448

DOCTOR TORPEDO HEAD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24430

What do I know: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24422

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DEPRESSION SHAMING: continues as a drip

It seems there’s a pattern …

Crypto, BITCOIN et al, has a bad day or week and then come the army of influencers preaching the HODL and don’t be negative and “don’t let negative people into your lives” crowd screeches. Could be real estate pyramid builders … could be stock bros. But when their fortune turns they turn on those who have no voice, who are never heard, and are thoroughly ignored: the negative, the poor, the homeless, the depressed.

I am currently making <$1800 a month taking care of disabled kids at a public school. One of the kids is a bleeder and technically should NOT be allowed at the school, but the MAGA administrators don’t care and I think they laugh about it, the risk of blood born pathogens is huge.

But yeah, I’m the negative problem … can’t afford food, rent, etc, our community is imploding and the sky is filled with garbage.

BUT THIS ZUBY OP, which was a ZERO OP 10 years ago? – yeah, sure, shame people that aren’t eating the cocaine like you.

This kind of gaslighting and psychic driving leads people to suicide, so awesome.

IF I AM TOO NEGATIVE FOR YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE! DON’T DONATE, DON’T READ OR LISTEN OR AT LEAST DON’T SEND ME AN EMAIL IF YOU ARE READING OR LISTENING.

I AM WHO I AM AND AT 55 YEARS OLD I’M ONLY MAKING CHANGES FOR JESUS, NOT FOR YOU.

AND TO THE COP IN VEGAS: FUCK YOU TOO!

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There’s a rumor …

There’s a rumor …

5 MEXICAN TACO STYLE army groups have formed up along the TEXAS BORDER. Laredo cowboys are being jumped by TIA MAZE-PIZZA heroes and their ZEROED OUT monkey missile glider assembly.

MEXICAN GENERAL JOSE TAMPICO has told his men to “get ready to fuck them”.

There’s a rumor that astronaut surgeons are illegally enhancing BOOB SIZE on the MOON. DUSTY HOOKERS from DALLAS are taking Elon’s TITTY EXPRESS to the LUNAR PHASE CLUB where DOCTOR ROB uses discarded and excess military surgical supplies to alter your whole outlook and add PEP to your daily motion.

Some people discount the spatial disturbances and WORLD CHANGING vibration of MOON BASED surgical operations. But they take your body and mount it upon the VORTEXITRON where pebbles and stones are packed into your open wounds and wholes and then it’s all sealed up with formagasket and bondo.

There’s a rumor that masked men have entered BURGER KING.

YOU’VE GOT JUKEBOX SWINGERS selling whiskey paradise to the HIGHWAY scum from BOSTON. They buy french fries and burger cakes and cheese swirls, and the BK goes BLANK as HANK CASSIDY vomits worm juice on the cashier. Burger King does not refund vomit, and this is not well known.

THERE’S A RUMOR ABOUT A NEW KIND OF SUPER FOOD!

A powerful meat scar from DOWN SOUTH!

ALBINO GORILLA, RAISED BY MEXICANS TO FEAR NOTHING!

And this is all made possible by SEAFLOW INC and our numerous farms and rancheros all up and down the coast of del sol. Carpet nostril traders ream the profits from mixing the baby albino gorilla sales with other spider monkey sausage products from FRANCE.

SO BE CAREFUL …