Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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Old Man

Old man
awaiting the clock
don't balk
don't flail
summertime sets sail
scan the seas
eat your peas
bend your knees
to the KING of FLEAS

Old man
burnt by the sun
having fun
on the run
carry that shotgun
BANG!
That's what she sang
on the STAGE
with RAGE
she's a sage
of the trees

Old man
hurting from the fight
it's alright
the sky is turning red
but you're not dead
remember what
the old shaman
SAID:
"Keep calm
keep clear
have another beer
let your
dear one
go ... she was a HO"
And remember bro,
she gave you a disease

Old man
your wife is fucking
your dad
you've had all
you can have
your world
is full
of twirling
nightmares ...
So stop
look out
no matter the season
you'll find a reason
lock the door
throw away the keys

Old man
regret torn
forlorn hole
find your soul
lost on the streets
grab yourself a TREAT
from HOOKER JANE
she's insane
she'll let you
grab her TANG
for a slab
from the jab
and the herpes sleaze

Old man
go to Japan
find the STORE
where the WHORE
hit the FLOOR
and her GORE
red spout
all about 
it was a rout
no time to pout
just SHOUT
as loud as you can:
"No more land,
just sand,
and dead trees."
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DAMN DAM FAILURES!

DAM FAILURES: https://damsafety.org/dam-failures

STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING 101: exposing any non-trivial system to repeated STRAIN, DE-STRAIN, or flexing, will inevitably lead to failure. A DAM wants consistent water quality and volume, with temperature being a secondary but important concern. If these variables, specifically VOLUME, fluctuate too much? – you get sink holes formed, subsidence, and failure.

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Poor little G1NJRBR3D …

Whatever happened 
to poor G1NJRBR3D?

He was here, 
such a young scamp, 
running about 
chasing butterflies 
and dreams …

WTAF ever happened 
to that little 
BEAM of LIGHT?

Did some monster 
take poor G1NJRBR3D 
in the NIGHT?

Little G1NJRBR3D 
never hurt no one 
no how … 
he was a moon child 
of the darkest emerald 
and in glaze 
his hazy ways 
would transform the gloom
from a tomb. 

No one said 
nothing bad 
about poor 
little 
G1NJRBR3D … 
but is he dead?

Did some force 
grab him 
in the woods?

Is he gone 
for goods?

Did I kill 
poor 
little 
G1NJRBR3D?

WAS IT ME?

Or was it cinna-bun … 
on the run … 
he’s got his gun. 
If you see him 
you are done, 
cinna-bun-bun-bun … 

cinna-bun-bun … 
he walks the Earth 
driving his hearse
where there is no sun …

I was able 
to remove 
the ear worm. 
It was grey 
and brackish 
and sad and lame. 

It had scab eyes 
and a walnut brain. 

It was tearing 
at my temporal lobe, 
chunks of brain flesh 
and girg. 

I am left 
as Mr. Potato 
made me, 
full of zest 
and robusto.

I am ROBUSTO and so is G1NJRBRED.

Robusto 
extravagante style 
VOLCANO YACHT 
CLUB SEX TALES 
type living, 
with dolphin wine 
and raccoon cum
and gopher sunsets.

Hammered and hungry, 
we’re breaking out 
to find new possibilities. 

We’ve been STRUCK 
by the LOVE CURSE, 
and our HEARSE speeds away 
carrying our flesh burden 
and our desires. 

We fold 
into the ground 
like hound dog 
warriors, 
and the mountains 
bend 
to our new 
fire posse. 

TAKE HOLD 
of your emotion 
and FIGHT 
for your LIFE 
until 
the cities burn.

And among the urns
labeled red and black
somewhere near the back
of the bus
for the rest of us
sat little G1NJRBR3D

He mutters still ...

"whatever happened
to poor
little
G1NJRBR3D ..."
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PAG PAG

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260722_PAG_PAG.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

Notice Anything: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29084

The Big Pickaxe Mountain: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29064

Give them time to regroup: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29055

You’re gonna eat your babies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29051

FREE T: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29048

Coyotes in Everett: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29045

GUARDIANS of the HORMUZ STRAIT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28913

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ANGRY ANIMALS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260708_ANGRY_ANIMALS.mp3

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Read news in a sexy way:

Zero Hedge

The animals are getting angrier (at YOU):

Animals will start getting angrier.

Your dogs and cats, your parrot … they’re all looking at you different now, starker, clearer, without pity or remorse. They are SIZING YOU UP for the BIG GAME and that GAME starts soon bucko … you can’t sell your way out of this turnip pie.

They know you … really know you … these animals … and they hate you.

Your cat has been talking to you about liquidating your investments and converting it all to EZ CREDIT TYPE bank cards your cat can use … you can say no, but your cat is still going to kill you.

Your hamster just whispers in the shadows about “coming waves of blood” and other tumult.

Your animals are insane.

Already there are monkeys in your town trading needles and getting HIGH at the local “shooting gallery”. Your woman has laid down with these beasts and now she’s used up and polluted by monkey spooge. These monkeys carry monkey herpes as a badge of honor. These are horror apes and it’s your fault, it was always your fault.

Kangaroo wranglers from EASTERN QUEBEC are descending upon LA in search of underwear model stardom. They’ve got the GOO MOVES and women slather themselves with elk musk just to turn them on. Don’t worry, they will be eaten by the sharks in Compton before it’s too late.

Your Eskimo diet of dead whale and sadness will give way to HUNTER STYLE BUTT FURY when you eat the last Doritos and your cheetah master changes channels. You can’t outrun the tigers in your past, you have to let them eat you.

You have goldfish?

Really?

Are you broken inside?

Did someone hurt you?

You have goldfish because you no longer care about yourself or others. You only buy carnival style gold fish in huge bags … you feed them too little and seldom … then you cry when they die … and buy more goldfish, for the soul harvest. You capture their tiny souls in a jar, and then sell this to gypsies.

The crows nearby are gaunt and focused. They see you, they watch your windows at night. They are looking for a way out by finding a way in. You won’t see it, they’ll pluck out your eyes and grab you gun and your hun and your money and your booty. It’s over clover. You failed.

There is no more room for our problems.

We are the paste.

Ground Beef: https://www.wdbj7.com/2026/07/07/walmart-lowers-price-ground-beef-other-grilling-essentials-trump-takes-credit-move/

Islamic Republic of Japan: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-iran-japan-nato-zelensky-meeting-b3011217.html

The Iran “Conflict” (an email I sent my listeners):

I haven't had the energy or interest to do a podcast in over a week, there are a number of reasons: a) I've had an ear infection/allergy thingy in my left ear for about 3 weeks and I hope it gets better, b) the NEWS looks as greasy and nonsensical as it always has, c) I have faker-fatigue.

...

In March of 2022 I said "if the Ukraine war lasts longer than 90 days, something else is going on". I also said that the 10/7 event was probably a false flag that resulted from Israel being told "time is running out". Now there's the IRAN "conflict". I can't call it a war, because it is not a legal war in the modern sense - but if we're going prehistoric, then it is some kind of war ... atavistic and dumb.

I can understand the desire for Israel and the USA to want a "sitzkrieg" or phony war, this makes sense given the intel that WE GET about the situation for all the military forces involved (missile production and effective air defense). What I don't understand and I've heard no good explanation for is WHY did IRAN leave this half done? It's a lot like Heinz Guderian, in late July 1941, and there is NO SOVIET MILITARY of any substance between him and Moscow ... but Hitler says "let's turn south". It's that dumb. I feel like I should have some clue, with an MA in military history and experience (non combat) in the Army.

The longer the fake war shit lasts, the worse it is for Iran's current rulers and this is NOT linear ... this is financial. Iran was able to THEATRICALLY DEFEAT the USA in a short time, then THEATRICALLY they are playing "grifter war" with the penultimate grifters - USA and Israel. None of this adds up for me. It's possible that we have some kind of "mind ray" that is controlling the Iranian leadership, but this is too absurd and idea for me right now.

The longer this phony peace lasts, the worse it is for Iran, China, Russia, et al. The longer the Ukraine "conflict" lasts, the worse it is for Russia.

The only explanation I have is the same since 2020 - something deeper is going on ... deeper than the reset ... deeper than ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT ... deeper than another financial rip off scheme.

The economic world they set fire to in 2020 looks to be set to BURN again, and there is very little reason unless TPTB know it all burns soon, and the only use civilization now has is as kindling.

Your friend Dan, with happy thoughts.

THE DORB FREAK:

He just paced back and forth, muttering as he passed me. Whistling with his covid mask and then asking “aren’t you worried about the covid?”. I told him I had all the covids and ebolas and herpes. That I had an army of little parasites living inside of me, feeding on my bones when I’m all alone.

Methanol Poisoning in Laos: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7gw28v57no

12 THINGS RETIRED PEOPLE DON’T NEED:

12 things retired people don't need.

First thing ...

Retired people don't need hope. What would they do with hope, let them experience each day as an infinite misery, let every failure visit them like a drunk banshee, let them be reminded of the END and the world is not a friend and your kin? - they've  given in to the HELL ... can't break the spell ... there is not hope old person.

Second thing ...

Retired people don't need knives and forks. They need a mashing bowl that they can pour their grits into and spin up the FRANK SINATRA. What need of knives and forks? Your teeth are rotted out, your smile is now a pout, your kids are far away and they curse your name every fucking day ... you don't need knives ... or forks ... if you are retired.

Third thing ...

Retired people don't need a home or a shack. They can live out back near the abandoned mines and factories, where the coyotes and wolves hunt weak flesh and no one hears the screams ...

Fourth thing ...

Retired people don't need LOVE. They had their chance to find peace in the hugs of Denise but the hooker breath spread and now you're almost dead .... fuck you retired people ... you don't need love.

5. you don't need steak

6. you have no need for a bed

7. your water can be unclean and fetid

8. we will take your car and your home

9. no more Harrison Ford movies

10. no gold, no whiskey

11. give us your furniture, you just need a wheelchair

12. you have no need for respect BOOMER ... you said don't trust anyone over 30 boomer ... we will take your respect and leave you in the swamps to be eaten by cats ... KODOKUSHI ... KODOKUSHI ... goodbye boomer, goodbye

Possible suspects:

  1. His mother: lots of parents in Europe will “send their kids to Australia”, but that’s a euphemism for having them killed on the trip.
  2. The “God Father” … come on.
  3. Any given Danish person.
  4. It was 2019 … maybe the “covid” killed him, tossed his body into the sea.
  5. ABC 60 MINS Australia … cui bono?
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ROMAN CANDLES

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260627_ROMAN_CANDLES.mp3

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“Roman Candles” – where have you heard that before with reference to US West Coast conifer forests?

Mainly: Dane Wigington – geoengineeringwatch.org

Secondarily: me, and others like me

“Hey, the trees are dying inside, even though the look fine, they are Roman candles waiting to be lit.”

If we are on the cusp of the transition that leads to a new climate equilibrium state, “Hothouse Earth”, then:

  1. Fires will worsen.
  2. Heat waves will worsen.
  3. There will be a massive multi-year (perhaps multi-decade) worldwide famines.
  4. Wars and social chaos will result.
  5. You will need to move if you live between the tropics of Cancer and Capricorn, soon. Year round the temperatures will be too high for normal outdoor human life. You might live underground, in bunkers, or underwater, but you won’t be living normally on the surface like TODAY.
  6. The transitional period will involve the most extreme weather that no one alive can really imagine. Super storms, hurricanes, covering continents. Tornadoes off the scale and more regularly. Flooding, massive flooding, in many places. Ocean rise + geologic rebound + weather related high tides will ravage all coastlines up to 100 feet above current sea level.
  7. If you live <300 feet CURRENT sea level? – you should probably move. It’s a conservative number given we are likely heading to a non-permanent triple state planet for a while. We will have snow again, but glaciation and permafrost build may not occur again in our lifetimes, or a 1,000 lifetimes.
  8. Humans can survive and thrive on HOTHOUSE EARTH – but it will mean a LOT of chaost getting there, and it’s doubtful we will survive that without nuclear war.
  9. The period of CHAOS as we progress towards stabilizing at the new equilibrium could take decades, if not longer. Hard to say. Ask a scientist.
  10. The ongoing and previous geoengineering only makes all of this much much worse. It introduces a chaos variable, because, simply put, the geoengineering WILL STOP once society begins to collapse. We are near collapse, and so they can keep doing it. But we have NO IDEA what a full global STOP would do to this equation. There might be so much energy built up in the oceans as a RESULT of this nonsense that once it stops or stops working we could see the oceans, worldwide, lose 5-10% of the total mass in water to evaporation. I don’t mind telling you that is what is called double-catastrophe syndrome: you’re damned if you do, you’red damned if you don’t. It’s gonna be ugly.
  11. As Dane Wigington (link above) has addressed on his weekly video log, these atmospheric heaters, like HAARP, that they use for manipulating upper atmospheric air flows MIGHT ALSO HAVE a dual use as a seismic weapon. And if this is true, then towards the end, if they are “over clocking” the geoengineering, you might see not so random earthquakes and eruptions around the world. This would indicate that the end of its effectiveness was near.
  12. BTW: many scientists openly discuss using nuclear weapons to help cool the Earth.
  13. As I’ve repeated in the past: I’m not full onboard with the standard “Global Warming” or “Climate Change” narrative. I am sensitive to the FACT that governments, throughout history, have blamed the weakest in society when things go awry, “when the building is aflame, find some poor folks to blame”. However, we’ve likely crossed a few key tipping points that the “experts” do not want to discuss and make this whole issue null and void. We can’t solve this doing the same things and this includes solving problems with force and war. We need voluntary solutions that can be backed by MORALLY DRIVEN behavior. More government force will only guarantee our extinction. Bottom line: if you are like me it was NOT BECAUSE you had a cheese burger or drove an SUV. If you want an economic culprit, I’ll give you the unnatural non-linear elephant in the room: debt and central banking.